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RONIN
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Owns a pair of assless chaps
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Owns a pair of assless chaps
JustAnotherFlower
In The Garden
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TANSTAAFL58
Working the wood
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Is actually just another paper flower...
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RONIN
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Owns a 4 ft long black dildo she calls King Dong
DeckardNYC
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He's the mud wrestling champion of Dubuque.
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Collects those fancy vintage Jell-O molds made of copper. Is very proud of the layered salads that he makes in them.
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RONIN
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Joined the Army because of Stripes; hoped Bill Murray would be his DI
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Dejah_thoris_of_Mars
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Sings "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok..." Lyrics under his breath whenever he passes Victoria's Secret in the mall
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DarkSimian
RONIN
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Is in to nude photography; not the models, he's the one naked....
Kat73
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Is planning on becoming a monk because he doesn't like sex.
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RONIN
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Is monogamous with herself
tolyk
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alwaysaway
but sometimes here.
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*blinks* It's supposed to be lies.........
Is really Mystique in disguise....
Is a dentist, so cannot show his full face.
Cwtchseeker
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Is really rarely away
Jada59
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Has really been stalking JeffIsSmiling.
Cwtchseeker
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Owns an online detective agency
rlaflamme
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Has a collection of rare ribbons.
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Was recently AWOL because he wanted to find out who lived in a pineapple under the sea.
rlaflamme
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Collects rain in her umbrella then turns it right side up to pour it on herself like she is in a monsoon.
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Offers to comb people’s hair on public transportation.
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Dances for the monkeys at zoos.
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Stares people directly in the eyes while eating bananas.
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Carefully examines bananas and cucumbers when shopping, they have special needs.
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