Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

is actually always home.

(Psst, supposed to be baseless lol)

Reads all the horoscopes and goes by the one which suits him best in that moment. One day he’s Aquarius, the next, Scorpio. It’s a travesty!
 
Her breasts feel bigger if you cup them on a reach around rather than face to face. Psychologists call it the reverse nipple fallacy.

*smirks*

He's trained his body for years to be in peak physical shape... He dresses as a crime fighting super hero called the Raven... his catch phrase, "Nevermore." Too bad he's never left his apartment while costumed.
 
*smirks*

He's trained his body for years to be in peak physical shape... He dresses as a crime fighting super hero called the Raven... his catch phrase, "Nevermore." Too bad he's never left his apartment while costumed.

If you tickle her side just so, she compulsively belts out Miley Cyrus tunes and does jazz hands until you stop.
 
Requires a rare emulsive extract made from mosquitos, aloe and walrus saliva in order to maintain his superhuman stamina in the bedroom.

Every time he flies on a plane, he insists on practicing the proper use of the oxygen masks and floating devices on the cutest stewardess on the flight before takeoff. He currently holds the North American record for being kicked off the most flights.
 
And that's all I wear ;)

Has all her Beanie Babies on display in the living room

He keeps every one of his toenail clippings in a lockbox in his bedroom. He always mumbles something about, "another pretty to join the party," as he tosses a new set in..

*gags*
 
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