Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

Orders ice cream cones just to have all the guys drool as she lick ever so slowly

*I kind of do that... really....not to attract attention, but to savor each drop*


Goes to church naked with the "come as you are" theme.
 
Has a fetish for popping balloons with heels. Talks openly about how satisfying it is.

Has been banned from eating at every McDonalds in the world because he's been arrested on numerous occasions for showing his personal "Big Mac" to customers.
 
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