Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[asianmom42]

Suffers from inverted nipples

has nipple envy

 

[DarkSimian]

has nipple envy

Has a Godzilla fetish

 

[hotcpu]

Has a Godzilla fetish

Goes thru a case of Mousse everyday

 

[MattWolf]

Goes thru a case of Mousse everyday

Once made love in a bath of baked beans.

And still counts it as the best ever erotic experience.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Once made love in a bath of baked beans.

And still counts it as the best ever erotic experience.

They call him bird man -- when he walks through the park, thousands of pigeons land on him and swarm around him.

 

[Gamine67]

They call him bird man -- when he walks through the park, thousands of pigeons land on him and swarm around him.

Cancelled his navy enlistment when he found out the boatswain “pipes” you aboard instead of blowing everyone aboard.

 

[DarkSimian]

Cancelled his navy enlistment when he found out the boatswain “pipes” you aboard instead of blowing everyone aboard.

Has every episode of "The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis" on VHS tape

 

[DeckardNYC]

Has every episode of "The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis" on VHS tape

He's a Dallas Cowboys fan.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

He's a Dallas Cowboys fan.

He likes dressing up as a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

He likes dressing up as a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader.

Is a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. Go Vikings!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Is a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. Go Vikings!

Prefers Curling over Hockey!

 

[DeckardNYC]

Prefers Curling over Hockey!

She wishes she had been cast in Debbie Does Dallas so bad, she tells people she was supposed to be in the movie, but had a terrible cold the morning they shot the film.

 

[asianmom42]

She wishes she had been cast in Debbie Does Dallas so bad, she tells people she was supposed to be in the movie, but had a terrible cold the morning they shot the film.

Has seen Debbie does Dallas over 100 times

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Has a dozen pairs of pink socks and panties, and still giggles when she slides in them.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Has a dozen pairs of pink socks and panties, and still giggles when she slides in them.

Av is an actual photo of him.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Av is an actual photo of him.

He kind of resembles Conan the Barbarian, the geriatric version.

 

[Illnevertell79]

She rollerskates in teeny weeny yellow dresses.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She rollerskates in teeny weeny yellow dresses.

*Laughing out loud*


Walks like a duck....

 

[Illnevertell79]

*Laughing out loud*


Walks like a duck....

It's called like a pigeon.... momma said my toes made me walk like that.... lol!

Like to shake her titties at truck drivers as they pass on the interstate

 

[TheMrBurns]

It's called like a pigeon.... momma said my toes made me walk like that.... lol!

Like to shake her titties at truck drivers as they pass on the interstate

Will actually tell you everything if you just ask nicely.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Will actually tell you everything if you just ask nicely.

He's practicing for a double dutch tournament in that photo.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Will actually tell you everything if you just ask nicely.

These are supposed to be lies people!

Buys his dresses at the five and dime.

 

[jasonmason]

These are supposed to be lies people!

Buys his dresses at the five and dime.

Drives through town topless, she thinks that makes her car a convertible.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

These are supposed to be lies people!

Buys his dresses at the five and dime.

Uses duct tape instead of boulder holders (bras) to avoid strap line indentions.

 

[hotcpu]

Uses duct tape instead of boulder holders (bras) to avoid strap line indentions.

Hides her sexiness in very tight dresses