asianmom42
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Suffers from inverted nipples
has nipple envy
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Suffers from inverted nipples
has nipple envy
Has a Godzilla fetish
Goes thru a case of Mousse everyday
Once made love in a bath of baked beans.
And still counts it as the best ever erotic experience.
They call him bird man -- when he walks through the park, thousands of pigeons land on him and swarm around him.
Cancelled his navy enlistment when he found out the boatswain “pipes” you aboard instead of blowing everyone aboard.
Has every episode of "The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis" on VHS tape
He's a Dallas Cowboys fan.
He likes dressing up as a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader.
Is a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. Go Vikings!
Prefers Curling over Hockey!
She wishes she had been cast in Debbie Does Dallas so bad, she tells people she was supposed to be in the movie, but had a terrible cold the morning they shot the film.
Has a dozen pairs of pink socks and panties, and still giggles when she slides in them.
Av is an actual photo of him.
She rollerskates in teeny weeny yellow dresses.
*Laughing out loud*
Walks like a duck....
It's called like a pigeon.... momma said my toes made me walk like that.... lol!
Like to shake her titties at truck drivers as they pass on the interstate
Will actually tell you everything if you just ask nicely.
Will actually tell you everything if you just ask nicely.
These are supposed to be lies people!
Buys his dresses at the five and dime.
These are supposed to be lies people!
Buys his dresses at the five and dime.
Uses duct tape instead of boulder holders (bras) to avoid strap line indentions.