Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[TANSTAAFL58]

Not opposed to it. We really haven't been hit hard with it.


That is really ginger ale in his glass.

Member of the Justin Bejber fan club

 

[DeckardNYC]

Member of the Justin Bejber fan club

Your mother wears combat boots.

(Bahahahaha, that used to be such an insult and we've never known why!)

 

[Gamine67]

Your mother wears combat boots.

(Bahahahaha, that used to be such an insult and we've never known why!)

Delivers Ward Clever in drag misogynistic quotes in his stand-up act as an effort to be the new Mrs Maisel.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Delivers Ward Clever in drag misogynistic quotes in his stand-up act as an effort to be the new Mrs Maisel.

Trying hard to invent rum-flavored toothpaste.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Trying hard to invent rum-flavored toothpaste.

Likes to put on a King Kong costume and scare kids.

 

[Gamine67]

Has a sweet tooth, keeps it in his shirt pocket.

 

[gentold]

Has a sweet tooth, keeps it in his shirt pocket.

sweetens her clit for her lovers with a craving for sweets .

 

[Rivvie]

sweetens her clit for her lovers with a craving for sweets .

Only uses electric chainsaws

 

[PapaRomantic]

Only uses electric chainsaws

She really hates this thread, but posted hoping I would be next and tell a lie about her.

 

[DeckardNYC]

She really hates this thread, but posted hoping I would be next and tell a lie about her.

He's actually completely emotionless.

 

[Gamine67]

He's actually completely emotionless.

Cancelled his subscription to Boy’s Life over the BMX verses Stingray bike flap.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Cancelled his subscription to Boy’s Life over the BMX verses Stingray bike flap.

Still gets her subscription to Boy's Life

 

[DeckardNYC]

Still gets her subscription to Boy's Life

She raced bicycles in the Olympics, but never got the hang of balancing, still uses training wheels.

 

[Illnevertell79]

She raced bicycles in the Olympics, but never got the hang of balancing, still uses training wheels.

*but I win dont I?

Eats off of aluminum foil so he doesn't have to wash dishes

 

[gentold]

*but I win dont I?

Eats off of aluminum foil so he doesn't have to wash dishes

Loves to have ice cream eaten off her

 

[DeckardNYC]

Loves to have ice cream eaten off her

Hates ice cream so much, that despite ice cream in every strategic spot on INT, he wouldn't eat the ice cream.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Ate too much ice cream, we all know he is lactose intolerant

 

[jasonmason]

Ate too much ice cream, we all know he is lactose intolerant

Wants to be a nun when she grows up.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Wants to be a nun when she grows up.

The movie Deliverance is based on his experiences.

 

[gentold]

Wants to be a nun when she grows up.

defrocked , for raping nuns

 

[DeckardNYC]

defrocked , for raping nuns

It’s not that he can't color between the lines, he simply refuses to.

 

[Gamine67]

It’s not that he can't color between the lines, he simply refuses to.

Uncommingly interested in professions requiring the wearing of kneepads.

 

[neakman]

Uncommingly interested in professions requiring the wearing of kneepads.

she has 66 clones before her.

 

[neakman]

Once offered to be a wetnurse for a pack of abandoned kittens

is allergic to blue skies, warm water and palm trees.

 

[DarkSimian]

is allergic to blue skies, warm water and palm trees.

Suffers from inverted nipples