starrynightin64
Gimpi Girl
- Joined
- Jun 19, 2006
- Posts
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Named her vagina "The Heart of Texas" so Texans could be deep in her![]()
<snort> that was so baaad it was good
He actually works under cover for the bright side of life

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Named her vagina "The Heart of Texas" so Texans could be deep in her![]()
<snort> that was so baaad it was good
He actually works under cover for the bright side of life![]()
Gets flustered when people offer her their ears when she goes on second dates.
Named her vagina "Skittles" so guys would taste the rainbow![]()
Named her vagina "Skittles" so guys would taste the rainbow![]()
Gets his snappy lines from "Pickup Lines: The Ultimate Book of Pickup Lines. Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Pickup Lines and Comebacks" -- available on Amazon.
Feels good about being next in line on Angelina Jolie's adoption list.
Still didn't understand the "can't tune a fish" joke
Still didn't understand the "can't tune a fish" joke
His Will stipulates his index fingers be donated to the Proctology Department of his local hospital.
Pawns gold chains she finds on the beach with her metal detector.
She's the Typhoid Mary of athletes foot disease, spreading it mercilessly throughout the population.
(Ick! Gross! What a mean, awful thing to say to someone as nice and cute and humble as me!No one takes better care of their feet than me!)
Is unaware of the risks that can come from pissing off a Latina![]()
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Only learnt to read this year.
She's actually a doctor but she hates the outfits
Secretly wishes for more winter.