Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

Named her vagina "Skittles" so guys would taste the rainbow ;)

Gets his snappy lines from "Pickup Lines: The Ultimate Book of Pickup Lines. Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Pickup Lines and Comebacks" -- available on Amazon.
 
Gets his snappy lines from "Pickup Lines: The Ultimate Book of Pickup Lines. Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Pickup Lines and Comebacks" -- available on Amazon.

Feels good about being next in line on Angelina Jolie's adoption list.
 
She's the Typhoid Mary of athletes foot disease, spreading it mercilessly throughout the population.

(Ick! Gross! What a mean, awful thing to say to someone as nice and cute and humble as me! :rolleyes: No one takes better care of their feet than me!)

Is unaware of the risks that can come from pissing off a Latina ;) :)
 
(Ick! Gross! What a mean, awful thing to say to someone as nice and cute and humble as me! :rolleyes: No one takes better care of their feet than me!)

Is unaware of the risks that can come from pissing off a Latina ;) :)

Can lip read. But only if the yoga pants are tight enough :D
 
Was demoted to Acronym generation after a poor showing in the Portmanteau studio.
 
Thinks that since she came up with spork that her taking my position in the Portmanteau studio was justified
 
Has had to get a pussy prosthesis to keep people from recognizing her pussy on the street. But refuses to believe that pants would accomplish the same thing.
 
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