Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[Deleted member 3041612]

Hides her sexiness in very tight dresses

Goes to a Korean Day Spa only to get the "scaled like a fish" experience.

 

[hotcpu]

Goes to a Korean Day Spa only to get the "scaled like a fish" experience.

Orders ice cream cones just to have all the guys drool as she lick ever so slowly

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Orders ice cream cones just to have all the guys drool as she lick ever so slowly

*I kind of do that... really....not to attract attention, but to savor each drop*


Goes to church naked with the "come as you are" theme.

 

[Karabare]

*I kind of do that... really....not to attract attention, but to savor each drop*


Goes to church naked with the "come as you are" theme.

Hates ice cream and kittens and babies

 

[DeckardNYC]

Hates ice cream and kittens and babies

Loves to sing The Muffin Man in a sultry voice.

 

[asianmom42]

Loves to sing The Muffin Man in a sultry voice.

Knows all the lyrics to all the musicals by heart.....

 

[ydahecnot]

Has to buy her own men’s shirts

 

[DarkSimian]

Has to buy her own men’s shirts

Thinks "My Little Sunshine" is about him

 

[asianmom42]

Thinks "My Little Sunshine" is about him

does print ads for Pepsodent toothpaste

 

[DarkSimian]

does print ads for Pepsodent toothpaste

Uses soy sauce as a lubricant

 

[starrynightin64]

lives for making huge waves with a waver runner during Spring Break

 

[DarkSimian]

lives for making huge waves with a waver runner during Spring Break

Has renamed her house the HOTEL CORAL ESSEX for Spring Break

 

[asianmom42]

lives for making huge waves with a waver runner during Spring Break

Is a stunt double for George Clooney

 

[DarkSimian]

Is a stunt double for George Clooney

Thinks Data from "The Goonies" is just dreamy

 

[starrynightin64]

Thinks Data from "The Goonies" is just dreamy

longs to move north and drive a snow plow for a living

 

[asianmom42]

longs to move north and drive a snow plow for a living

really hates people staring at her perfect midsection

 

[LizVegas79]

really hates people staring at her perfect midsection

she hates when people ask if she likes sushi

 

[DarkSimian]

she hates when people ask if she likes sushi

Named her vagina Sushi; tells men they should eat more fish

 

[bunny4med]

Named her vagina Sushi; tells men they should eat more fish

secretly uses Nair from the waist down

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Has a fetish for popping balloons with heels. Talks openly about how satisfying it is.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Has a fetish for popping balloons with heels. Talks openly about how satisfying it is.

Has been banned from eating at every McDonalds in the world because he's been arrested on numerous occasions for showing his personal "Big Mac" to customers.

 

[alwaysaway]

Has been banned from eating at every McDonalds in the world because he's been arrested on numerous occasions for showing his personal "Big Mac" to customers.

Has named all his fingers.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Has named all his fingers.

Has hired a Native Shaman to perform a rain dance every day so she can pull off that hot Av live and in person.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Has hired a Native Shaman to perform a rain dance every day so she can pull off that hot Av live and in person.

He knows there is a girl out there who loves it when a guy drools all over himself, he just hasn't found her yet.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He knows there is a girl out there who loves it when a guy drools all over himself, he just hasn't found her yet.

His idea of romance is sitting on his couch with a beer, with his dog on his lap.