Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[Deleted member 3041612]

Makes mix-tapes of EDM, then plays them on repeat all night to the consternation of his neighbours.

As an amateur, can pole dance better than most professionals.

 

[jasonmason]

As an amateur, can pole dance better than most professionals.

Invented the pole dance, she now lives off the royalties that every pole dancer must pay when the pole dance.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Invented the pole dance, she now lives off the royalties that every pole dancer must pay when the pole dance.

Invented an ergonomic paddle that's gaining popularity and projected earnings are set to be about as much as Oprah's earnings.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Invented an ergonomic paddle that's gaining popularity and projected earnings are set to be about as much as Oprah's earnings.

She is the love child of Hugh Hefner and Pam Grier

 

[kurrginatorX]

Invented an ergonomic paddle that's gaining popularity and projected earnings are set to be about as much as Oprah's earnings.

She is the love child of Hugh Hefner and Pam Grier,

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She is the love child of Hugh Hefner and Pam Grier,

He took over for the boogieman, since he's out sick.

 

[jasonmason]

He took over for the boogieman, since he's out sick.

Once sued Beyoncé for stealing one of her patented looks.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Once sued Beyoncé for stealing one of her patented looks.

Practices for tournaments in the bathtub

 

[DeckardNYC]

Practices for tournaments in the bathtub

Sneaks into the AVN awards every year, hoping to get discovered.

 

[QuietStrength]

His actual natural hair colour is fluorescent green

 

[CamronsInsider]

His actual natural hair colour is fluorescent green

Professional Avatar Photographer and Artist

 

[DeckardNYC]

Professional Avatar Photographer and Artist

Unable to keep silly threads on Lit straight, never sure which one he/she is answering, so just uses same response for all.

 

[Series 6]

Unable to keep silly threads on Lit straight, never sure which one he/she is answering, so just uses same response for all.

Has a fear of heights.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Has a fear of heights.

He covers up like that because the sun is so brutal on him. He burns like a vampire...

 

[dashie33]

He covers up like that because the sun is so brutal on him. He burns like a vampire...

Just for a lark, breaks into Fort Knox once a year and leaves a pile of silver coins lying around.

 

[Series 6]

Just for a lark, breaks into Fort Knox once a year and leaves a pile of silver coins lying around.

Is working on the perfect selfie for her avatar picture

 

[StarGazer58]

Is working on the perfect selfie for her avatar picture

Secretly prefers Star Trek

 

[DeckardNYC]

Secretly prefers Star Trek

Wants to plan a cross-country driving trip, but doesn't know whether to go east or west.

 

[Series 6]

Secretly prefers Star Trek

Has vision damage from looking directly at the last eclipse

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Has vision damage from looking directly at the last eclipse

Was kicked out of the Academy for scoring a 50/50 at the target range.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Was kicked out of the Academy for scoring a 50/50 at the target range.

Steals candy from kids on Halloween.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Has been banned from Wendy's for telling Wendy he wanted HER hot and juicy

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Has been banned from Wendy's for telling Wendy he wanted HER hot and juicy

Was given odd looks at Arbys for making a roast beef joke.

 

[Taegul]

Considers Idiocracy to be the most important documentary of our time.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Considers Idiocracy to be the most important documentary of our time.

Is running for president of the flat earth society.