~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[UsuallyPresent]

Is a three time WWE Women's Champion and a two time Women's Tag Team Champion

Makes a metallic clicking noise every time his left ankle flexes.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Makes a metallic clicking noise every time his left ankle flexes.

Right ankle. Tee-hee.

Is the inventor of the Boing sound effect

 

[Series 6]

Right ankle. Tee-hee.

Is the inventor of the Boing sound effect

Always makes a “Boing” sound when he gets an erection

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Always makes a “Boing” sound when he gets an erection

Whereas he makes a thwap noise, bouncing off the innards of his armor. Dang plastic!

 

[EctoJohn]

Loves to make fan art about Captain America's shield, but not actually Captain America himself. Just the shield.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Stole a police car and wrecked it. Then bribed police with fraudulently obtained funds to avoid arrest.

 

[Series 6]

Stole a police car and wrecked it. Then bribed police with fraudulently obtained funds to avoid arrest.

Is currently being treated for equinophobia

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Is currently being treated for equinophobia

Jokes on you. I actually am afraid of horses

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a pet zebra.

 

[Jodaily]

Is the president of his local My Little Pony fan club

 

[SimonSex]

Bought Hervé Villechaize’ white suite at auction for $103.72. “The plane! The plane!”

 

[EctoJohn]

Knows all the lyrics to every Christmas song ever.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Can’t carry a tune in a bucket

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Found the fountain of youth, but really had to pee.

 

[Jodaily]

Has been known to sing Grateful Dead songs at funerals.

 

[Sexydrana]

Jodaily’s go to karaoke song is tequila

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Created a new martial arts called Ey Hit Mee. Marketed it as Self-Offense

 

[Jodaily]

Spent the money his momma gave him for singing lessons on Ey Hit Mee lessons

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Re-stocks condoms at vending machines, but puts pin holes in every one.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Knows about the condoms since they make such "smashing" teabags

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Once tried a teabag as a condom, went exactly as you woukd expect.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Wears condoms daily after watching a special report on COVID 19

 

[Sexydrana]

Has tried to use a N95 mask as a condom, it was a disaster

 

[Hotcoffee123]

Wears different color socks because he thinks it makes him cool

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Thinks the pickup line "wanna do some wienering?" Is the most effective