~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[UsuallyPresent]

Was the turtle enclosure

 

[MedicalMuse]

Was the turtle enclosure

Said he was there, but he wasn’t

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Said he was there, but he wasn’t

Starts every PM with "Turn your head and cough"

 

[MedicalMuse]

Starts every PM with "Turn your head and cough"

Enjoys colonoscopy prep

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Offers draino for said prep

 

[EctoJohn]

Is the current owner of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle puppet costumes from the original live-action film from 1990.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Is the current owner of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle puppet costumes from the original live-action film from 1990.

Is called James instead of John

 

[smtst5]

Prefers wearing clothing.

 

[Sexydrana]

Doesn’t actually drink tequila

 

[smtst5]

Is actually a Scorpio

 

[Jodaily]

Prefers Mezcal

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Is the real life inspiration for John Wick

 

[Sexydrana]

Was a stunt person on the set of John wick.

 

[Moochienanu]

Whenever Sexydrana claps twice, somewhere in the world a vending machine dispenses an extra snack.

 

[Series 6]

Whenever Sexydrana claps twice, somewhere in the world a vending machine dispenses an extra snack.

Is the heiress to the inventor of Doritos.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

He's actually a Helldiver.

 

[EctoJohn]

Aspires to live like Kirby.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Is Commander Shepard's favorite poster on the Citadel

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Has mastered the Carebear Hair.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Is Commander Shepard's favorite poster on the Citadel

Is President of his local Hanson fan club and begins every meeting by playing MmmBop

@UsuallyPresent is never present.

 

[Sexydrana]

Sir Cornelius owns originally signed poster by mmmbop and wishes instead he were the one in charge of the fan club

 

[tommyt125]

Sir Cornelius owns originally signed poster by mmmbop and wishes instead he were the one in charge of the fan club

Used to moonlight as a front woman for the Bare Naked Ladies cover band Part-Time Nudists Milfs

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Primus made a song about him and his tales. Really!

 

[sister jenny]

Primus made a song about him and his tales. Really!

Spielberg made Catch Me If You Can about him. He is the guy they run past in that scene. He has jeans and a shirt. Totally pointless. Maybe 3 seconds. Well he is based on him.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Spielberg made Catch Me If You Can about him. He is the guy they run past in that scene. He has jeans and a shirt. Totally pointless. Maybe 3 seconds. Well he is based on him.

Is a three time WWE Women's Champion and a two time Women's Tag Team Champion