~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Jodaily]

Has needed increasingly more lube to get his armor on. Claims that the steel is shrinking.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Jo… has been known to skip a day
He says it never happens, but…

 

[EctoJohn]

@Pad_Foot has an artificial heart, but not one he actually uses. It's just in a jar on his desk.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

@Pad_Foot has an artificial heart, but not one he actually uses. It's just in a jar on his desk.

On his third birthday, while wandering through the Spanish countryside, Ecto John was challenged to a duel. This duel was not stacked on Ecto John's favor though. It involved 75, hardened Spanish soldiers, vs Ecto John. After much bloodshed, Ecto John stood glorious. This is when a peasant informed him that one of the felled does happened to be the king of Spain. Due to an outdated Spanish rule, Ecto John had now become the king...

 

[EctoJohn]

It's time to duel!

@Ratchetman1982 once resurrected Bob Hope exclusively for a nude drawing class.

 

[Series 6]

On his third birthday, while wandering through the Spanish countryside, Ecto John was challenged to a duel. This duel was not stacked on Ecto John's favor though. It involved 75, hardened Spanish soldiers, vs Ecto John. After much bloodshed, Ecto John stood glorious. This is when a peasant informed him that one of the felled does happened to be the king of Spain. Due to an outdated Spanish rule, Ecto John had now become the king...

It's time to duel!

@Ratchetman1982 once resurrected Bob Hope exclusively for a nude drawing class.

Hmmm, a sword fight between EctoJohn and Ratchetman1982.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Finished in third place in the 1993 Jawa toss

 

[Series 6]

Finished in third place in the 1993 Jawa toss

Thinks "tossing the Jawa" is a euphemism for masturbation.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Thinks "tossing the Jawa" is a euphemism for masturbation.

Came up with the phrase " Dropping Boba Fett into the Sarlaac", which is just a super awkward way of saying " creampie"

 

[EctoJohn]

Can be found shaving the bark off of trees on his free time on the weekends.

 

[Jodaily]

Would like to spend his time shaving bark but his sword is dull as a butter knife because he spends all his days sawing at the chains around his heart.

 

[Series 6]

Came up with the phrase " Dropping Boba Fett into the Sarlaac", which is just a super awkward way of saying " creampie"

It’s actually the Star Wars universe version of a back door cream pie.

Would like to spend his time shaving bark but his sword is dull as a butter knife because he spends all his days sawing at the chains around his heart.

Refers to jerking off as “sharpening his sword”

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a rental home on the dark side of the moon.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has a rental home on the dark side of the moon.

The "dark side of the moon" is his left butt cheek. Don't ask why unless you wanna be in for a very long story involving a pool of jello, silly straws and paddles for a canoe.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

The "dark side of the moon" is his left butt cheek. Don't ask why unless you wanna be in for a very long story involving a pool of jello, silly straws and paddles for a canoe.

Thinks the three little pigs built their houses out of jello, silly straws and canoe paddles. She loves telling this tale with all the huffing and puffing.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Thinks the three little pigs built their houses out of jello, silly straws and canoe paddles. She loves telling this tale with all the huffing and puffing.

Is actually a handicapped individual in a wheelchair. Always dancing is a con, it’s more like “Always Wheelin’”

 

[kenbrack]

Actually, only wears parkas around the house.

 

[EctoJohn]

Knows the secret of NIMH, but refuses to tell anyone else.

 

[Jodaily]

It’s actually the Star Wars universe version of a back door cream pie.


Refers to jerking off as “sharpening his sword”

And it’s a damn sharp sword!

Still trying to perfect his sword sharpening skills

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Juggles water...without a container

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Juggles water...without a container

Doesn’t even know how to use a ratchet

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Doesn’t even know how to use a ratchet

Was the original creator of the ice bucket challenge

 

[Jodaily]

Froze his fingers trying to keep all the water from leaking out of his ice bucket.

 

[EctoJohn]

Was one of my best friends in high school, but lost contact with me when they went to college.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Was my boyfriend in high school, ghosted me when he went to college...