~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[tommyt125]

Fixes swing sets for a living but always forgets the nuts

 

[Illnevertell79]

Loves a good mounds bars because he can't handle the nuts...

 

[tommyt125]

Has a peg leg

 

[Illnevertell79]

Calls me Captain

 

[tommyt125]

Calls me Captain

Was a roadie. For Savage Garden

 

[Illnevertell79]

Was a roadie. For Savage Garden

These are supposed to be lies Sir...

Once went on the road with Savage Garden as a back up bass player

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Was the inspiration for the name Bluetooth

 

[BDA73]

Was Optimus Prime's #2

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Was Optimus Prime's #2

BDA are his real initials... Bustopher Darling Atkins the 73rd of his name.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Ices her cupcakes with mayonnaise

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Ices her cupcakes with mayonnaise

Never refers to the baked treat cupcakes as "cupcakes". He always calls those "Trying to Hard". Cupcakes are just boobs to him.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Never refers to the baked treat cupcakes as "cupcakes". He always calls those "Trying to Hard". Cupcakes are just boobs to him.

Only makes cupcakes into boobs, such a perv!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Only makes cupcakes into boobs, such a perv!

Spends an awkward amount of time licking the icing off of cupcakes

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Spends an awkward amount of time licking the icing off of cupcakes

Stares at me without blinking as I lick all the icing off said cupcakes.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Spends an awkward amount of time licking the icing off of cupcakes

Is currently writing a book on cupcakes*. He's covering shapes, tastes, coloring, decoration, how to help them really fill that cup...


*cupcakes are boobs

Stares at me without blinking as I lick all the icing off said cupcakes.

Prepares icing and travels with it so that he can lick icing off cupcakes* no matter where he is. On a plane, on a train, on a boat...


*cupcakes are boobs

 

[Pad_Foot]

Stares at me without blinking as I lick all the icing off said cupcakes.

And then he grinned and put all the cupcakes back on the buffet for the rest of the office staff

Chloe sits off to the side, as usual, breasts bared, with a bowl of frosting waiting. Most people avoid the wet cupcakes and spend some good morning time with her

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Stole the extra cupcakes and gave them to his new neighbors as a welcome gift

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Chloe sits off to the side, as usual, breasts bared, with a bowl of frosting waiting. Most people avoid the wet cupcakes and spend some good morning time with her

He sits in the chair next to me with the same idea, already having painted the frosting on himself... his line is a tad shorter than mine...

However, @Ratchetman1982 stands between the two lines, torn on which to go to.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Wins my allegiance by offering me a limited edition Captain Planet Pog

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

He sits in the chair next to me with the same idea, already having painted the frosting on himself... his line is a tad shorter than mine...

However, @Ratchetman1982 stands between the two lines, torn on which to go to.

Is really allergic to cupcakes and icing.

@Ratchetman1982 stalks Captain Planet, once tried to steal his ring!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is really allergic to cupcakes and icing.

@Ratchetman1982 stalks Captain Planet, once tried to steal his ring!

Is one of those people that doesn't believe in allergies. Tries to help me "overcome" by encouraging me to motorboat random women.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Is one of those people that doesn't believe in allergies. Tries to help me "overcome" by encouraging me to motorboat random women.

Don't let her fool you, she willingly motorboats random women, luckily she only has a mild allergic reaction or those random women would surely not let her motorboat them.

 

[alexgriffin74]

Is one of those people that doesn't believe in allergies. Tries to help me "overcome" by encouraging me to motorboat random women.

Was kicked out of the supermarket while employing this method of overcoming allergies. The vibe of the produce section was never the same.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Don't let her fool you, she willingly motorboats random women, luckily she only has a mild allergic reaction or those random women would surely not let her motorboat them.

Was kicked out of the supermarket while employing this method of overcoming allergies. The vibe of the produce section was never the same.

Have both taken it upon themselves to set up more encounters to help me, and women like me, overcome our cupcake* "allergies". Please, do not accept the weird fliers they're handing out where the meeting place is their parent's basement.


*cupcakes are boobs

 

[Jodaily]

Was asked to leave the farmers market for making rude gestures with the zucchini’s and cucumbers.