Post a Reason Why the Person Above You is Missing ... Again

[VoraciousValue]

He's on the lam because Gaston is chasing him.

Was arrested by the secret police and taken to a reeducation camp near Youngstown, Ohio.

Was last seen being dragged away shouting: "Not Youngstown! NOT YOUNGSTOWN!! ANYTHING BUT YOUNGSTOWN!!!!!"

 

[kurrginatorX]

Was arrested by the secret police and taken to a reeducation camp near Youngstown, Ohio.

Was last seen being dragged away shouting: "Not Youngstown! NOT YOUNGSTOWN!! ANYTHING BUT YOUNGSTOWN!!!!!"

Was last seen in a Brawl for All pitting the Marx brothers vs. The Three Stooges vs. The Little Rascals

 

[HeavyBalls]

Was last seen in a Brawl for All pitting the Marx brothers vs. The Three Stooges vs. The Little Rascals

Catcalled the wrong lady...

 

[kurrginatorX]

Catcalled the wrong lady...

He has no sweat glands so he's on the farm rolling around in the mud.

 

[HeavyBalls]

He has no sweat glands so he's on the farm rolling around in the mud.

In hiding after the Furry convention video surfaced...

 

[loquere]

In hiding after the Furry convention video surfaced...

In hiding at Marlargo.

 

[kurrginatorX]

In hiding at Marlargo.

He tried to fly on the wings of a blue bird as she sings but he miscalculated and landed on the owl, which took him lord knows where.

 

[mstrulyscrumptious]

He tried to fly on the wings of a blue bird as she sings but he miscalculated and landed on the owl, which took him lord knows where.

He's auditioning for the next Marvel movie.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

He's auditioning for the next Marvel movie.

She truly was that scrumptious

 

[loquere]

She truly was that scrumptious

He's an electrician, and he's completing an emergency job, at the international space station.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He's an electrician, and he's completing an emergency job, at the international space station.

He married the fat woman at the carnival. They consummated the relationship but nop one has seen him since.

 

[loquere]

The peasants realized he was recycling old blonde jokes and ran him out of Lit town.

He's hunting out of season again. Time to report him to the folks at Fish & wildlife.

 

[NastyNyx]

He's hunting out of season again. Time to report him to the folks at Fish & wildlife.

He got lost in his imagination : )

 

[loquere]

He got lost in his imagination : )

Nice one!

She's on a date with a mysterious stranger, at his winery in Napa.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Nice one!

She's on a date with a mysterious stranger, at his winery in Napa.

He's sitting in front of his TV enthralled with Baby Shark.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He's sitting in front of his TV enthralled with Baby Shark.

Found a cloak of invisibility, and damn it works like a charm! . . . but he can't get it off.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Found a cloak of invisibility, and damn it works like a charm! . . . but he can't get it off.

He's tripping on LSD.

 

[HeavyBalls]

He's tripping on LSD.

He thought swimming with bull sharks without a cage was a great idea...

 

[DeckardNYC]

He's tripping on LSD.

He went to a garden party, to reminisce with some old friends . . . but he was a week late and it was the local cannibal convention.

 

[HeavyBalls]

He went to a garden party, to reminisce with some old friends . . . but he was a week late and it was the local cannibal convention.

Zombies... 'Nuff said!

 

[DeckardNYC]

Zombies... 'Nuff said!

He went swimming, and not surprisingly, he sank.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He went swimming, and not surprisingly, he sank.

He's currently travelling the world in search of the most toxic animal and plant life as research for his upcoming book "Get High on Nature."

 

[DeckardNYC]

He's currently travelling the world in search of the most toxic animal and plant life as research for his upcoming book "Get High on Nature."

At the emergency room, got his hand caught in the garbage disposal.

 

[loquere]

The peasants realized he was recycling old blonde jokes and ran him out of Lit town.

He joined a cult.

 

[VoraciousValue]

He joined a cult.

Met the love of his life in the form of a 4-foot-11 female rodeo clown with an eyepatch and a wooden foot. The two of them fled to pursue their dream of farming vicuñas in Peru.