n8Romantic
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He had an embarrassing accident cooking bacon this morning.
Post a Reason Why the Person Above You is Missing ... Again
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He’s got on sunglasses that are too dark and kept on with gorilla glue (because they kept falling off). He didn’t see the open manhole he fell into.
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Out making snow angels.
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He's on a top secret diplomacy mission to the mid-east.
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DeckardNYC is nowhere in sight because he is moving at the speed of light.
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kurrginatorX
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He was taken on a snipe hunt and has vowed to not return until he bags one.
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Accidently fell asleep on Perseverance before launch -- now trying to channel Matt Damon
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Took a boatload of Miralax, Purelax, EXLax, Metamucil and Dulcolax. Brands of baby wipes and disinfectant sprays (and his septic tank) have been put to the test.
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Caramel cremes from Valentine's Day are half off at the local store.
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I kidnapped him. I want to see if that moustache is real.
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She is in bloom. Many are searching for her to sample her...nectar.
n8Romantic
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He's out trying to peddle his new porn script to Wicked Productions.
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Was lured with the promise of a gangbang to be held at some seedy nightclub on the outskirts of town. 
You didn't kidnap me just to have your way with me? That's disappointing.
You didn't kidnap me just to have your way with me? That's disappointing.
n8Romantic
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He's locked in his study trying to figure out when a cigar is just a cigar,Was lured with the promise of a gangbang to be held at some seedy nightclub on the outskirts of town.
You didn't kidnap me just to have your way with me? That's disappointing.
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On another top secret spy mission to South America.
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He was last seen on the Train to Busan
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He's searching for the Sixth Dimension.
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He has become Dame Judith Dench's love toy
VoraciousValue
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Went to visit Jimmy Carter at the Baptist church Carter attends down in southwest Georgia. Unwittingly fell through the trap door Jimmy Carter had put in just to fuck with people.
Nice one!
Nice one!
kurrginatorX
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Went to visit Jimmy Carter at the Baptist church Carter attends down in southwest Georgia. Unwittingly fell through the trap door Jimmy Carter had put in just to fuck with people.
Nice one!
He got a job at the M & M factory picking out all the defective candies. He has worked three solid weeks without sleep while he waits for someone to stop printing Ws.
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The peasants realized he was recycling old blonde jokes and ran him out of Lit town.
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Replicant uprising, what can ya do?
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He's on the lam because Gaston is chasing him.
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