Post a Reason Why the Person Above You is Missing ... Again

[loquere]

Met the love of his life in the form of a 4-foot-11 female rodeo clown with an eyepatch and a wooden foot. The two of them fled to pursue their dream of farming vicuñas in Peru.

Tax evasion has caused him to flee to Venezuela where he's a finance guy for the rogue government.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Tax evasion has caused him to flee to Venezuela where he's a finance guy for the rogue government.

Didn't understand the joke in "take a long walk off a short pier." The coast guard is searching....

 

[HeavyBalls]

Didn't understand the joke in "take a long walk off a short pier." The coast guard is searching....

In search of Bigfoot...

 

[ydahecnot]

Shies from attention

 

[DeckardNYC]

Shies from attention

Because it's been cloudy for three days in the nyc metro, and today it's rained all day.

 

[loquere]

Because it's been cloudy for three days in the nyc metro, and today it's rained all day.

He's out pretending NYC is Gotham & he's batman.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He's out pretending NYC is Gotham & he's batman.

He moved to Connecticut.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He moved to Connecticut.

Every time someone says the word "Nantucket," he has to stop and count all the bricks on the nearest building. The theory is he will eventually make it to Nantucket.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Every time someone says the word "Nantucket," he has to stop and count all the bricks on the nearest building. The theory is he will eventually make it to Nantucket.

Went north seeking to experience the elusive Nantucket sleighride.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Went north seeking to experience the elusive Nantucket sleighride.

Was distraught because he finally saw the last season of Game of Thrones and was so pissed at the ending, he took a spiritual journey to find the meaning of life.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Was distraught because he finally saw the last season of Game of Thrones and was so pissed at the ending, he took a spiritual journey to find the meaning of life.

It's been spread through the internet that she is the meaning of life, and she is hiding from the throngs of people who want to be her friend.

 

[kurrginatorX]

It's been spread through the internet that she is the meaning of life, and she is hiding from the throngs of people who want to be her friend.

He's in Austria fighting crime under his super hero name Captain Lederhosen.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

He's in Austria fighting crime under his super hero name Captain Lederhosen.

He farted in a tunnel. It propelled him forward like a cannon.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He farted in a tunnel. It propelled him forward like a cannon.

She pierces her nipples with crochet needles and twists them till they're taut then she lets go and watches as they spin like propellers, taking her to far, exotic lands.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She pierces her nipples with crochet needles and twists them till they're taut then she lets go and watches as they spin like propellors.

He had explosive diarrhea.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He had explosive diarrhea.

Her can opener broke so she's trying to gnaw the lid off a can of Pork & Beans.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Her can opener broke so she's trying to gnaw the lid off a can of Pork & Beans.

Fell into the vat at the factory where they made the pork and beans.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Fell into the vat at the factory where they made the pork and beans.

Yeah, and now I'm the Pork & Bean Joker. "I'll get you for this, Batrib."

He's hiding in a closet until the monster in the mirror goes away.

 

[_valkyrie_]

kurrginatorX is missing because The Power Rangers refused to hold an audition for him and now he's sulking in parts unknown.

 

[DeckardNYC]

kurrginatorX is missing because The Power Rangers refused to hold an audition for him and now he's sulking in parts unknown.

Getting her fourth colonoscopy . . . of 2021. She just loves the whole process.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Having been found a stowaway in a pirate vessel, DeckardNYC was cordially invited to walk the plank. His lasts whereabouts place him at Bermuda.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Having been found a stowaway in a pirate vessel, DeckardNYC was cordially invited to walk the plank. His lasts whereabouts place him at Bermuda.

She heard real elephants were being banned, so she joined the traveling circus to wear an elephant costume to keep the tradition alive for all the kids.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Having heard that 'Elvis has left the building', DeckardNYC wanted to make sure that it was true, so he is retracing Elvis' last movements.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Having heard that 'Elvis has left the building', DeckardNYC wanted to make sure that it was true, so he is retracing Elvis' last movements.

She announced in the lunch room she was leaving on a sabbatical, and sure enough all our lunches were missing from the fridge after she left.

 

[kurrginatorX]

She announced in the lunch room she was leaving on a sabbatical, and sure enough all our lunches were missing from the fridge after she left.

He got caught giving Valkyrie the ol' Peepin' Tom treatment. It's odd that he came up missing just a day before she left on a sabbatical.