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[DeckardNYC]

Declared herself the new Margaret Thatcher.

Protesting chicken consumers

 

[kurrginatorX]

Caught in a ponzi scheme where he was selling tracks of oceanfront property that never really existed.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Caught in a ponzi scheme where he was selling tracks of oceanfront property that never really existed.

Arrested for running a cock fighting ring.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

you never know with a new yorker

 

[kurrginatorX]

This just in: Stu Gats pulled his gats and began to shoot up a soup kitchen because he wanted their stew.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Bump.

 

[_valkyrie_]

A team of researchers led by him managed to develop a cure to the avian influenza.

 

[kurrginatorX]

In other news, the musician known simply as Valkyrie is planning a free vuvuzela/kazoo duet. At 7AM sharp, on A flat.

 

[Mrtenant]

Strange mutant discovered in a Western Brazilian rain forest, has three penises growing from his forehead......


In other news ......the President of Brazil has taken on a mysterious new sex partner. His wife was all against it at first, now she can't be separated from the mysterious new employeee.

 

[Jing83]

Strange mutant discovered in a Western Brazilian rain forest, has three penises growing from his forehead......


In other news ......the President of Brazil has taken on a mysterious new sex partner. His wife was all against it at first, now she can't be separated from the mysterious new employeee.

Struck the lottery

 

[kurrginatorX]

The identity of Professor Chaos, now known as the Lord of Chaos, has been revealed by a former subordinate. Story at eleven.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Bump.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Bump.

Discovered he is patient zero on a new strain of avian syphilis that has swept through Central American chicken coops.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Discovered he is patient zero on a new strain of avian syphilis that has swept through Central American chicken coops.

Is now the proud owner of the New York Mets. All of New York sends its apologies.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Is now the proud owner of the New York Mets. All of New York sends its apologies.

*lol. There is only one MAJOR League team in nyc*

Won an award for best grocho impersonator of 2018, and is off to the award show.

 

[VoraciousValue]

*lol. There is only one MAJOR League team in nyc*

Won an award for best grocho impersonator of 2018, and is off to the award show.

Won all of The Bronx in a drawing held at La Guardia.

(Geez, I'm running out of New York jokes!)

 

[Paul_Chance]

Won all of The Bronx in a drawing held at La Guardia.

(Geez, I'm running out of New York jokes!)

"Last Break Dancer Spotted In Lower Manhattan - Species Was Believed Extinct"

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

"Last Break Dancer Spotted In Lower Manhattan - Species Was Believed Extinct"

nude man posing as statue cited for indecent exposure in local shopping complex

 

[lurkingguy1978]

nude man posing as statue cited for indecent exposure in local shopping complex

"local woman wipes out crystal wine goblet display by turning around blindly"

 

[DeckardNYC]

"local woman wipes out crystal wine goblet display by turning around blindly"

Won the Rocky Mountain Oyster Eating World Championship at the Isle and Lady Luck Casinos in Black Hawk, Colorado.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Won the Rocky Mountain Oyster Eating World Championship at the Isle and Lady Luck Casinos in Black Hawk, Colorado.

Man found ar beach training seagulls to retreive wallets and bikini tops

 

[DeckardNYC]

Man found ar beach training seagulls to retreive wallets and bikini tops

Arrested for trying to use her bumper to push a scooter that was impeding traffic off the road and into the bike lane.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Arrested for trying to use her bumper to push a scooter that was impeding traffic off the road and into the bike lane.

Caught attaching a giant red clown nose to the Statue of Liberty.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Caught attaching a giant red clown nose to the Statue of Liberty.

To prove her prowess as Empress Extraordinaire, she travelled to Pennsylvania where she dommed the Rocky Balboa statue until it succumbed to her will.

 

[DeckardNYC]

To prove her prowess as Empress Extraordinaire, she travelled to Pennsylvania where she dommed the Rocky Balboa statue until it succumbed to her will.

First man in a chicken suit to ever run up the front steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art ala Rocky.