Poppy's Fortress & Sanctuary for All GB Random Targets

[poppy1963]

*organizes a proper labor union for the "wee folk"*

*laughs out loud*...

 

[Oscuridad]

*laughs out loud*...

*looks up from making picket sign reading; "We won't touch your muck - you can haul it in your truck"*

What?
What did I do?

 

[poppy1963]

*looks up from making picket sign reading; "We won't touch your muck - you can haul it in your truck"*

What?
What did I do?

*puts call in to Fortress security*

"Dr. Strangelove...we've a situation developing....let's confer in The War Room please...."

Sighs...Never a dull moment...Oh...did I say that to you...

Certainly I will be accused of being a flip-flopper...OH...did I admit that there's a War Room...it's not really active....

 

[Oscuridad]

*puts call in to Fortress security*

"Dr. Strangelove...we've a situation developing....let's confer in The War Room please...."

Sighs...Never a dull moment...Oh...did I say that to you...

*dissappears into a secret passage*

Crivens.
Now I have to blow the mines.

 

[SpeX125]

So when do we eat?
And can we quaff our ale,and like,throw the bones on the floor,and stuff?

 

[Oscuridad]

*lights fuse and runs*































































































*ASTOUNDLINGLY LOUD KABLOOIE that brings down the eastern curtain wall*

...

I love my job.

 

[poppy1963]

So when do we eat?
And can we quaff our ale,and like,throw the bones on the floor,and stuff?

*grumbles*....it's so difficult getting started in new territory....this sure ain't The Playground!!!

Just so happened....I have several platters of swallows ready...but I haven't made a decent dragon friend yet on The General Board who will roast them...and I don't see Azul around at present...nor do I know if participates on The General Board.

So we'll have to roast them over a fire as that will take the least time....

*lights fire & inspects root vegetables*

*checks herbs & spices*

There is plenty of ale & spirits...and also honey mead...all set up by the campfire with sturdy steins and goblets made of magical unbreakable stuff...

 

[Adakgirl]

Oh gimmie a frikkin break here! This is simply an attempt by Poppy to "change" the GB to her liking. She said she wanted this place to be more like the Playground and wanted to "meld" or blend the two forums. It's a sorry ass attempt and I say it stinks all over of dragon shit and Poppy poop.
Good luck with this pretending everybody loves you bullshit. There is no hiding from the GB members. Tryng to put a protection fortress around you so you don't have to deal with the fact you are and idiot and not everybody is nice and peaches&cream towards you.
This is not the Playground and never will be. Take your fucking fortress and shove it up your asshole.

 

[Oscuridad]

*grumbles*....it's so difficult getting started in new territory....this sure ain't The Playground!!!

Just so happened....I have several platters of swallows ready...but I haven't made a decent dragon friend yet on The General Board who will roast them...and I don't see Azul around at present...nor do I know if participates on The General Board.

So we'll have to roast them over a fire as that will take the least time....

*lights fire & inspects root vegetables*

*checks herbs & spices*

There is plenty of ale & spirits...and also honey mead...all set up by the campfire with sturdy steins and goblets made of magical unbreakable stuff...

Awf'ly handy with curtain walls falling left and right.

*nods*

 

[Oscuridad]

Oh gimmie a frikkin break here! This is simply an attempt by Poppy to "change" the GB to her liking. She said she wanted this place to be more like the Playground and wanted to "meld" or blend the two forums. It's a sorry ass attempt and I say it stinks all over of dragon shit and Poppy poop.
Good luck with this pretending everybody loves you bullshit. There is no hiding from the GB members. Tryng to put a protection fortress around you so you don't have to deal with the fact you are and idiot and not everybody is nice and peaches&cream towards you.
This is not the Playground and never will be. Take your fucking fortress and shove it up your asshole.

*hands you a pick, a shovel and a small casque of black powder*

Come.
There is much to do.

 

[poppy1963]

*lights fuse and runs*

*ASTOUNDLINGLY LOUD KABLOOIE that brings down the eastern curtain wall*

...

I love my job.

There are many illusions here...your fantasy is one of them...it is indestructable here and there will be no labor unions...I am a witch extraordinairre....and the wee folk know me well. I just don't flaunt my magick unless they push me.

So play away! Least now I got your number there Obscuridad...oh did I offend you...I'm sorry....

I'm going out for a bit...the food is real but you will have to cook it yourself...and no you can't burn anything down or do any REAL damage....so...

Carry on...pun intended!

 

[poppy1963]

Oh gimmie a frikkin break here! This is simply an attempt by Poppy to "change" the GB to her liking. She said she wanted this place to be more like the Playground and wanted to "meld" or blend the two forums. It's a sorry ass attempt and I say it stinks all over of dragon shit and Poppy poop.
Good luck with this pretending everybody loves you bullshit. There is no hiding from the GB members. Tryng to put a protection fortress around you so you don't have to deal with the fact you are and idiot and not everybody is nice and peaches&cream towards you.
This is not the Playground and never will be. Take your fucking fortress and shove it up your asshole.

Mad as a Hatter I tell you....Mad as a Hatter!!! Go play in some blood.

 

[SpeX125]

I'm going out for a bit...the food is real but you will have to cook it yourself...and no you can't burn anything down or do any REAL damage....so...

Carry on...pun intended!

I gotta cook for myself?
I coulda stayed home and done that.

 

[Oscuridad]

There are many illusions here...your fantasy is one of them...it is indestructable here and there will be no labor unions...I am a witch extraordinairre....and the wee folk know me well. I just don't flaunt my magick unless they push me.

So play away! Least now I got your number there Obscuridad...oh did I offend you...I'm sorry....

I'm going out for a bit...the food is real but you will have to cook it yourself...and no you can't burn anything down or do any REAL damage....so...

Carry on...pun intended!

Magic castle?

That's no fun.

By the by, the "see-saw" seems to have deposited a number of 300 pound stone spheres in the courtyard after somewhat peforating the main gatehouse.

...

And I'm not offended.
I'm having a good time.

It's been a while since I played with a castle.

 

[poppy1963]

Awf'ly handy with curtain walls falling left and right.

*nods*

Now you getting the picture...lol. Look to the lilies of the fields...

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

Ah, somewhere sedate, midway between GB and AH
Mind if I rest my arse upon this marble stool?

Although I learnd my letters and masterd herb and leech
I'm one of those who cannot do, I mean to say, I teach
I puff myself out pompously when I begin to teach
and scrape my nails upon the slate which makes an awful screech

 

[poppy1963]

Magic castle?

That's no fun.

By the by, the "see-saw" seems to have deposited a number of 300 pound stone spheres in the courtyard after somewhat peforating the main gatehouse.

...

And I'm not offended.
I'm having a good time.

It's been a while since I played with a castle.

It is a FORTRESS....so it's fortified in some unusual ways...lol.

 

[poppy1963]

Ah, somewhere sedate, midway between GB and AH
Mind if I rest my arse upon this marble stool?

Although I learnd my letters and masterd herb and leech
I'm one of those who cannot do, I mean to say, I teach
I puff myself out pompously when I begin to teach
and scrape my nails upon the slate which makes an awful screech

Welcome...I can see this will be a new challenge. But believe me...I will just fall to magick when I need to...and now I need to...LOL.

Help yourself to the amenities of food and drink....if you so care to Dr. S.

 

[Oscuridad]

Now you getting the picture...lol. Look to the lilies of the fields...

You don't want me to consider them do you?

I have to go blow up the smithy just now.

 

[Oscuridad]

It is a FORTRESS....so it's fortified in some unusual ways...lol.

11 vitamins and Iron?

Plus calicum, maybe?

 

[poppy1963]

You don't want me to consider them do you?

I have to go blow up the smithy just now.

Darn...you are one of the nicest, kindest, most gentle people I've ever met...

Later....

 

[Oscuridad]

Darn...you are one of the nicest, kindest, most gentle people I've ever met...

Later....

My every device of mayhem has a little smiley face proudly emblazoned upon it.

Have a pleasant evening.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

I have to tell you, I've been around, but in another guise,
This moniker is almost new, to shield me from the spies
Who cravenly did google me and sent me awful Flames
To my work email addy, and called me knavish names

So, anyhoo, thanks for the welcome into your fay sanctuary

 

[poppy1963]

My every device of mayhem has a little smiley face proudly emblazoned upon it.

Have a pleasant evening.

I saw it...lol...

 

[poppy1963]

I am sorry to hear this happened to you, Dr. S...work addy no less...Welcome! I hope it can become a place of humor and sanctuary for some individualists anyway!

I have to tell you, I've been around, but in another guise,
This moniker is almost new, to shield me from the spies
Who cravenly did google me and sent me awful Flames
To my work email addy, and called me knavish names

So, anyhoo, thanks for the welcome into your fay sanctuary