Ponch believes the children are our future

[Sukit_beatch!]

Ponch says teach them well and let them lead the way
Ponch always shows them the beauty they possess inside
Ponch thinks you should give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Children's laughter reminds Ponch how Ponch used to be

 

[HeavyStick]

I think Ponch should start selling vitamins and fuzzy dice for the car.

 

[Sukit_beatch!]

Ponch writes tickets for fuzzy dice. Ponch thinks they obscure a drivers view. Ponch says fuzzy dice are the decor of the devil. Ponch loves burritos.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

And I will always love you.

 

[Sukit_beatch!]

Ponch is a big fan of Whitney Houston. Ponch only likes a few things more than Whitney. Ponch likes being a role model, keeping the highways safe, and dancing the Lambada. Ponch also likes helping little old ladies to cross the street. Ponch decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadow.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Ponch, I'm saving all my love for you.

 

[seXieleXie]

Ponch, you light up my life.

 

[badasschick]

Hey Ponch will you fix my tickets?

 

[Sukit_beatch!]

Ponch has to go now, but Ponch will be back. Ponch doesn't say goodbye because Ponch gets so emotional.

 

[badasschick]

He's all the man that I need.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Ponch fills me up. Ponch gives me love...more love than I've ever seen. Ponch's all I've got. Ponch's all I've got in this world, but Ponch is all the man that I need.

 

[Sukit_beatch!]

Ponch is back. Ponch likes to see the ladies but Ponch has to stay focussed. Ponch needs to protect the children and highways. Ponch only dances the Latin Lambada of Love when the lights are low and Ponch has done his duty for the day. Ponch must teach the children right from wrong.

 

[HeavyStick]

Hopefully Ponch doesn't have any plans of being a Scout master.

 

[amelia]

Dear Ponch:

as whitney would say,


"I'm not in no hurry, We can fly all night baby
It's your move, now baby
Baby let's fly!"

so, how about it?

Waiting to Exhale,
Amelia

 

[Sukit_beatch!]

Amelia, how will Ponch know if you really love Ponch. Ponch says a prayer with every heart beat. Ponch falls in love with every girl Ponch meets. Ponch is asking you what you know about these things. How will Ponch know if you're thinking of Ponch? Ponch tries to phone but Ponch is too shy (can't speak). Falling in love is all bitter sweet. This love is strong why does Ponch feel weak?

Ponch shouldn't feel week. Ponch has to stay strong to ride the highways and protect the children. Ponch must do his duty, but Ponch will shed a tear and dance the Latin Love Lambada for you tonight.

 

[amelia]

Ponch, I'm every woman. It's all in me. Anything you want done baby, I'll do it naturally! I can read your thoughts right now.
Every word from A to Z. Amelia is that good, Ponch.

I can cast a spell, secrets you can't tell. Mix a special groove. Put fire inside of you. Anytime you feel danger or fear, then instantly, I will appear!


for reals, Ponchy.

 

[Problem Child]

Bob Dole wishes Ponch would get his own quirky little personal speech affectation and stop ripping Bob Dole off.

 

[SpiceCake]

Hey, what happened to your accent. Sukit?

 

[weed]

After reading this I'm not sure if I should go wash my hands or laugh.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Waiting to Exhale,

My name is not Susan, so watch what you say.