poll: favorite euphemisms for sex?

[silverwhisper]

it's a simple question: what are some of your favorite euphemisms for sex?

ed

 

[EJFan]

my favorites are all in carlin's expanded "7 dirty words" list

 

[phoenix1224]

My fiance and I use the word "festivities".

 

[EJFan]

My fiance and I use the word "festivities".

that's interesting... i've always wanted to hire michael buffer to come and announce the beginning of my sex... "let's get ready to fuck heeeeerrrrrrr."

 

[LadyJeanne]

My fiance and I use the word "festivities".

Ooo, I love that one!!

 

[Straight-8]

'Jig-jig' from a Graham Greene novel.

Although it sounds unlikely I think it was 'Travels with my Aunt' . She hooks up with a big african guy and they 'jig-jig'.

 

[Munachi]

click on my stories and read the one called "how (not) to dirty talk in german". it's in there, explained and all.

 

[Exciteher]

Cool Topic!

Not very original...but we use to use "doing the wild thing"...or doing the "wild thang". lol!
Tone, inflection and pronounciation was used to communicate ..er...moods.
Would use it in a lot of ways...

In whispers:
... "Lets go do the wild thang"
... "My wild thang wants a ride on your wild thang"
... "Slip (poke, stick etc) your wild thang in my wild thang"
... "I need to do your wild thang with my wild thang"
... etc...

Louder, proceeding to more explicit....
... "I'm gonna pound your wild thang with my wild thang"
... "Baby, fuck me with that wild thang"
... "I'm gonna eat(suck, lick etc) that wild thang"
... "give my ass that wild thang"
... "Rub my face with your wild thang"
.... etc...
... combinations are endless, can be lacivious, or even comic.

Sometimes when we were getting crazy and really getting into to it, we would burst out singing "Wild thing" Perfect beat for a good hard, steady wild thing.
But we were nuts... your milage may vary..lol!

 

[captvaw]

Scroggin the Noggin

 

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[EJFan]

Years ago when my wife and I were first together, we used to play cards or board games a lot and the winner would get to be pleasured by the loser ( I always thought it was a win-win situation ). After a while, when we began a game, one of us would say: so what are we playing for, "the usual"?

so for us, "the usual" always has some reference to sex.

i like this!

 

[silverwhisper]

i like "the usual", too.

if you've ever seen mad about you, there was an episode in which jamie and paul are talking about not being in sync WRT when they want sex. paul comes up w/ a metaphor: it's like being in a restaurant, and you see the desserts. do you want cake? yes, i do, but i don't want cake now.

ever since seeing it, "wanting cake" has become a personal favorite euphemism.

one that i coined in a moment of drunkenness was "major squishy".

ed

 

[phoenix1224]

that's interesting... i've always wanted to hire michael buffer to come and announce the beginning of my sex... "let's get ready to fuck heeeeerrrrrrr."

LOL

 

[phoenix1224]

Ooo, I love that one!!

Me too.

Our love making IS quite festive.

 

[silverwhisper]

but do you precede it w/ a feat of strength? :>

ed

 

[nakedeye]

rumpy pumpy
bake in the oven
slip n dip

 

[Mazuri]

I don't remember where I heard it first, but "bumpin' uglies" is the one that wins when we're trying to embarass our 15 yr old. The thought of mom and dad discussing sex is traumatizing for the poor thing. Kids are so fun

 

[Quoll]

Ours used to be Nookie, later it changed to a scene from Burglar I think, anyway it's the bit where Bobcat Goldthwaite says to Whoopie "Did you go rrraarrrrrerr?" Yeah I know, you had to be there. Lately it's "Are they asleep yet?"

 

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[TBKahuna123]

Anyone's who's used NFP to try and have a kid will get this one: "Put a Star on the Chart". When you're trying to have a kid in that situation you have to have a sense of humor, so we took this to the extreme. It's an interesting dichotomy to come home and find your wife stretched out naked ont he bed holding a sheet of gold start stickers and have her say, "who wants to earn a Gold Star?"

I havent' done something for a gold star since kindergarten. Granted, my teacher didn't look like her, but still...

 

[silverwhisper]

so i guess the old variety/game show, star search, has a new and different meaning for you? :>

another i've always liked:

"let's play a game."
"what game?"
"well, you take a salami, then hide it."

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

In college we used to call it lab work.

 

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[bobsgirl]

Hey BG, I missed it, but congrats on making it past 3,000 posts.

Hey, thanks, MrWag!

 

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