poll: favorite euphemisms for masturbation

silverwhisper

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as a follow-up to a previous poll, what are some of your favorite euphemisms for masturbating?

and if you're bored: how old were you before you were able to admit to a peer (someone w/ whom you weren't intimate) that you did?

ed

p.s.: as always, my answers later, yadda yadda yadda...
 
silverwhisper said:
as a follow-up to a previous poll, what are some of your favorite euphemisms for masturbating?

and if you're bored: how old were you before you were able to admit to a peer (someone w/ whom you weren't intimate) that you did?
ed

p.s.: as always, my answers later, yadda yadda yadda...

49 :rolleyes:
 
silverwhisper said:
how old were you before you were able to admit to a peer (someone w/ whom you weren't intimate) that you did?
Online or IRL? I don't know that I've admitted it to anyone IRL. :eek:

My RL friends and I just don't talk about that kind of thing, more because of their issues (I think) than mine.
 
dating Miss Michigan
dating Rosie Palms & her five friends
bopping the bishop
jerking the gherkin
displaying the mayo

-need I go on??
 
eilan: IRL, not online.

i think i was 20 before i could.

i really like sarojaede's, too. :>

favorites i like: morning ritual, dancing alone

ed
 
silverwhisper said:
eilan: IRL, not online.
I don't know that I ever admitted it to my ex. :eek:

Damn, I've come a long way in five years.
 
well, clearly there's a lot of disbelief from that period of your life: not admitting masturbating, exaggerating about the size of his cock... :D

ed
 
silverwhisper said:
well, clearly there's a lot of disbelief from that period of your life: not admitting masturbating, exaggerating about the size of his cock... :D

ed
And thinking that I reading comprehension skillz. ;)
 
Hmmm...I don't know that I've admitted it to anyone IRL. Apparently my circle of RL friends don't talk about such things.

Although, some colleagues and I did discuss a Food, Sex, and Literature course earlier today.
 
silverwhisper said:
i'd love to see a syllabus for that class!

ed

I'll see if I can get you one. I wasn't the one teaching the class. The only thing I can tell you was one of the books used for the class:

Cooking, Eating, Thinking: Transforming Philosophies of Food edited by Deane W. Curtain and Lisa M. Heldke

(I couldn't get the linkie to Amazon to work. And yes, I know how to put them in.)
 
Rub one out
Smacking the clown
Pulling the panetella
Whipping one off
:nana:

I tend to have Private Time

Hubby of ten years is the only person I've discussed masturbation with... but then, I met him in a Chat Room :D
 
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