poll: favorite euphemisms for masturbation

[silverwhisper]

as a follow-up to a previous poll, what are some of your favorite euphemisms for masturbating?

and if you're bored: how old were you before you were able to admit to a peer (someone w/ whom you weren't intimate) that you did?

ed

p.s.: as always, my answers later, yadda yadda yadda...

 

[Guest]

 

[Sarojaede]

playing in the garden

 

[pleasteasme]

playing in the garden

OMG, now, THAT is too frickin hilarious!!! What a mess...

 

[bobsgirl]

as a follow-up to a previous poll, what are some of your favorite euphemisms for masturbating?

and if you're bored: how old were you before you were able to admit to a peer (someone w/ whom you weren't intimate) that you did?
ed

p.s.: as always, my answers later, yadda yadda yadda...

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[Eilan]

how old were you before you were able to admit to a peer (someone w/ whom you weren't intimate) that you did?

Online or IRL? I don't know that I've admitted it to anyone IRL.

My RL friends and I just don't talk about that kind of thing, more because of their issues (I think) than mine.

 

[Carnevil9]

"Sex with someone you love."

 

[Lust Engine]

dating Miss Michigan
dating Rosie Palms & her five friends
bopping the bishop
jerking the gherkin
displaying the mayo

-need I go on??

 

[KinkyDaisy]

Pettin the kitty.

 

[EJFan]

goin' to check email.

 

[pleasteasme]

"Sex with someone you love."

Ain't this the truth?!

*giggles*

 

[silverwhisper]

eilan: IRL, not online.

i think i was 20 before i could.

i really like sarojaede's, too. :>

favorites i like: morning ritual, dancing alone

ed

 

[WaltsFrozenHead]

stretching the truth

unloading a smile

emergency evacuation of the passengers

 

[Guest]

 

[Ron54]

I would say about 19 years old.
and
Doing a load by hand

 

[Eilan]

eilan: IRL, not online.

I don't know that I ever admitted it to my ex.

Damn, I've come a long way in five years.

 

[silverwhisper]

well, clearly there's a lot of disbelief from that period of your life: not admitting masturbating, exaggerating about the size of his cock...

ed

 

[Eilan]

well, clearly there's a lot of disbelief from that period of your life: not admitting masturbating, exaggerating about the size of his cock...

ed

And thinking that I reading comprehension skillz.

 

[silverwhisper]

rofl!

 

[Eilan]

rofl!

Egactly.

 

[Sarojaede]

Hmmm...I don't know that I've admitted it to anyone IRL. Apparently my circle of RL friends don't talk about such things.

Although, some colleagues and I did discuss a Food, Sex, and Literature course earlier today.

 

[silverwhisper]

i'd love to see a syllabus for that class!

ed

 

[Sarojaede]

i'd love to see a syllabus for that class!

ed

I'll see if I can get you one. I wasn't the one teaching the class. The only thing I can tell you was one of the books used for the class:

Cooking, Eating, Thinking: Transforming Philosophies of Food edited by Deane W. Curtain and Lisa M. Heldke

(I couldn't get the linkie to Amazon to work. And yes, I know how to put them in.)

 

[Guest]

 

[Nikasha]

Rub one out
Smacking the clown
Pulling the panetella
Whipping one off


I tend to have Private Time

Hubby of ten years is the only person I've discussed masturbation with... but then, I met him in a Chat Room