Polar Vortex vs Solar Vortex

[Fata Morgana]

The last swig of coffee always has grinds in it.

People often ask me why I always leave a swallow of tea or coffee in my cup. It's cos as a kid we always had loose leaf tea and a gobful of tealeaves gave me the horrors. Habit. Always fear that final swallow, unless it's spunk of course.

 

[JohnnySavage]

People often ask me why I always leave a swallow of tea or coffee in my cup. It's cos as a kid we always had loose leaf tea and a gobful of tealeaves gave me the horrors. Habit. Always fear that final swallow, unless it's spunk of course.

Sweet baby jesus!

 

[JohnnySavage]

What a beautiful day here today in the Capital of the Free World.

Absotivley perfect weather.

And the Beloved Redskins kick off the season in an hour.

 

[Disgustipated]

Can someone let AJ'S wife know he's abusing the dial up again?

 

[JohnnySavage]

I picked a gallon of hot peppers today and can't stop eating them. My mouff is afire.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Looks like we are going to war in Iraq for the third time. I guess Halliburton needs to bump profits in 3Q

 

[JohnnySavage]

That Sunday Ticket package doesn't seem to work with Roku.


I'll tell you what: If the people at Roku could get live sports, I'd never leave home.

 

[JohnnySavage]

The gardening neighbor stopped by to tell me he's going on vacation next week, and ask that I keep an eye on the farm.

Oh, I'll keep an eye on it alrighty! A bushel of tomatoes are a few days away from my canning operation.

 

[Bidin~Time]

The gardening neighbor stopped by to tell me he's going on vacation next week, and ask that I keep an eye on the farm.

Oh, I'll keep an eye on it alrighty! A bushel of tomatoes are a few days away from my canning operation.

It'd be a crime to let them rot on the vine.

 

[JohnnySavage]

It'd be a crime to let them rot on the vine.

I'll be doing him a service, actually.

 

[yossi]

http://imgur.com/VYJHO.jpg

I want dis.

 

[dolf]

I want dis.

Until he farts.

 

[yossi]

I'll fart first! I'm a brilliant strategist.

 

[dolf]

Classy bird

 

[JohnnySavage]

My feet are hot, but I don't really like not having socks on. Which is kinda funny because I also don't like wearing drawers.

Why do you suppose I like to have my toes covered but not my willie?

 

[dolf]

My feet are hot, but I don't really like not having socks on. Which is kinda funny because I also don't like wearing drawers.

Why do you suppose I like to have my toes covered but not my willie?

it's because your feet are so ugly. you cannot bear to look at them.

 

[dolf]

the good news is, you must have a pretty knob

 

[JohnnySavage]

My feet and my knob are both exquisite.

 

[dolf]

lies. you hide your feet in shame.

it's ok, chicks dig naked men in socks.

 

[JohnnySavage]

lies. you hide your feet in shame.

it's ok, chicks dig naked men in socks.

Can I keep my crocs on?

 

[dolf]

Can I keep my crocs on?

as long as you turn the snowbabies away.
I hate it when they watch.

 

[thør]

http://www.ktuu.com/image/view/-/27331914/medRes/1/-/maxh/360/maxw/640/-/bj2k78z/-/0805-hungoverstates-50-jpg.jpg

linkage

 

[JohnnySavage]

We're having a monsoon here in The World's Most Powerful City today.

Which makes me realize the gutters on the Savage Manse need cleaned. I'll have to hire a man.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Still raining.


I just thought I'd provide an update.

 

[JohnnySavage]

One press of coffee down, another brewing, then ole Johnny is heading to the Mountain to take care of some family business.

Three hours in the car. Oy.