Pmann's "Why all the bitterness, bitches?" Thread

[aussiegeekygal]

All jokes aside, I'm seriously considering moving back in with my parents. They have a pool. In Australia.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Just be sure to hire security. Don’t worry about anyone from these forums tho. Cuckhold loud mouths are pussies at heart and pretty much live their lives here. They never get out in the real world where they are little men and know one cares what they have to say.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I know. Quite the overachiever. A job and all. I've even moved out of my parents' den. So yeah, it's a pretty big deal.

A millennial, or Xenial Moving out of their parents house and not needing to move back in? At least tell me you have crippling debt and lots of mental health issues!

 

[Lord Pmann]

So you do you. I just appreciate you being forward about what you are

It is one of my many wonderful traits.

you could easily get a 10 minute spot on open mic night all about using the word bitch. Or words for that matter.

congrats on getting outta the Den and out into the real word.

cheers
FF

You're correct. I could do just that. It would be brilliant.

 

[Apisto42]

Hmmmm... It has been a minute since I've been around here. But I come back and it seems like this place has been taken over by the Bitter Bitch Brigade? What happened?

As I remember it, this was a peaceful place where lots of different ideas are accepted and kindness abounds. Men and women respected each other and their differences. Lots of unity. No cowbags getting all paranoid about their Lit men being taken. No guys demanding tit pics.

Today it is filled with grumpy ass men who didn't get a PM response and see hysterical bitches running around swinging their used tampons by the string, smashing dicks as they go.

Why are ye so bitter?

Pmann, I feel it’s partly my fault. I have hardly been around (though usually hard when I’ve gotten round [mm, melons]) so instead of being the silly pornographic site it used to be, there’s tons of drama. It’s not just the bitches, it’s also the man whores. And damn, when the Zirts get going, forget about it. Might as well just go to fetlife and search for a mate.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pmann, I feel it’s partly my fault. I have hardly been around (though usually hard when I’ve gotten round [mm, melons]) so instead of being the silly pornographic site it used to be, there’s tons of drama. It’s not just the bitches, it’s also the man whores. And damn, when the Zirts get going, forget about it. Might as well just go to fetlife and search for a mate.

It seems that there has been a worrying fusion of politics and sex here on Lit. Not sure why that is a thing. But here we are. Seems like people are using politics as a common bond to e-bone. Basically, the women say something and the men "agree" with them so they can get some political pussy. I've seen many desperate attempts before, but damn. This is low.

I'm sure FetLife would work out for me. I'll be wearing a dog collar and drinking milk from a bowl in no time.

 

[Apisto42]

Historically, politics and sex are natural bed fellows. The amount of closeted man sex going on in the US capital bathrooms should tell you that (caveat - that is not a healthy LGBTQ+ lifestyle). But there is a politics board on lit.

Fuck it. It all spreads anyway. Commie pussy, trumpkin pussy, and that on-the-fence pussy is all pink and tight. If some slag wants to moan political slogans while chocking on my cock, I really don’t care.



I’m sure you’d be adorable in a collar.

 

[Lord Pmann]

A millennial, or Xenial Moving out of their parents house and not needing to move back in? At least tell me you have crippling debt and lots of mental health issues!

Will you hate me if I say I don't have any debt and my mental health issues are just minor?

Historically, politics and sex are natural bed fellows. The amount of closeted man sex going on in the US capital bathrooms should tell you that (caveat - that is not a healthy LGBTQ+ lifestyle). But there is a politics board on lit.

Fuck it. It all spreads anyway. Commie pussy, trumpkin pussy, and that on-the-fence pussy is all pink and tight. If some slag wants to moan political slogans while chocking on my cock, I really don’t care.



I’m sure you’d be adorable in a collar.

"On the fence pussy"... We call that purple pussy. A mix of blue and red.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Politics must be included in everything now. That way we can always be angry with each other over something. It’s important to focus on what divides us and how we’re being victimized by each other.

How else are we going to get laid and move the species forward into more anger and victimization.

#Votewhig
#downwiththejacksonians

 

[Taegul]

The cause of, and solution to, the majority of your bitterness can be found here.

https://s3.dutchcrafters.com/product-images/600-600/pid_7789-Amish-Victorian-Cheval-Mirror-6.jpg

 

[alwaysaway]

The cause of, and solution to, the majority of your bitterness can be found here.

https://s3.dutchcrafters.com/product-images/600-600/pid_7789-Amish-Victorian-Cheval-Mirror-6.jpg

That can’t be right; when I look in mine, I just see a sexy beast.

 

[cheekygirl75]

That can’t be right; when I look in mine, I just see a sexy beast.

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[alwaysaway]

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It’s a daily struggle.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I feel like this needs a bump.

 

[Mrtenant]

I feel like this needs a bump.

I like how you do that. Do it again!

 

[Eowyn10]

#1 is an interesting response. Not sure why you’d think I’d want you to be anything for me. Rather presumptuous, really.

#3… thank you for bitchsplaining the word bitch.

So, I consider being called a bitch a major compliment. My definition of the term is "Strong independent woman unintimidated by male bluster". I smile and thank them for the compliment. Not the expected response.

 

[Lord Pmann]

So, I consider being called a bitch a major compliment. My definition of the term is "Strong independent woman unintimidated by male bluster". I smile and thank them for the compliment. Not the expected response.

Just to be clear, that is not the definition that I was using with this thread. I think the one you used is not among the proper Oxford Dictionary definitions. Perhaps it is in the University of Phoenix dictionary?

 

[Eowyn10]

Just to be clear, that is not the definition that I was using with this thread. I think the one you used is not among the proper Oxford Dictionary definitions. Perhaps it is in the University of Phoenix dictionary?

Nope, it is an original from me, and it guides my responses to people who are attempting to be insulting. That is all the verification I require. You may use your own definitions, so long as others in the group are aware of what those might be.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Nope, it is an original from me, and it guides my responses to people who are attempting to be insulting. That is all the verification I require. You may use your own definitions, so long as others in the group are aware of what those might be.

I see. It's a good response. I actually very rarely use that word. But on here, for some reason, it seems to require it more often.

 

[Eowyn10]

I see. It's a good response. I actually very rarely use that word. But on here, for some reason, it seems to require it more often.

It's all in the interpretation. Always good to ask the originator, "Is this what you meant by saying it, or did I miss something?" Thank you for a lively thread, though.

 

[Dribble]