Pmann’s 2021 Prediction Thread

[Lord Pmann]

I always wanted to know how much semen I blast out every year, but I have yet to come up with a data collection method that isn’t gross. Maybe in 2021 someone will invent a smartwatch for the dick?

As for methodology, I have a sock that we could weigh. Use the other sock as the control group. No need to hold the sock up, it’s free to stand on its own now.

Why is it that every time I want I feel like I’m going to put a hole in the ceiling, but when it comes out, it’s much less impressive. It’s only like 1-2 liters as I approach my early (to late) 30s.

 

[Trekka]

Guys.
You’re overthinking.
Every time you jerk off just let me and SMNaughty watch and we will document our observations.
Easy peasy.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I predict that this is the year that extraterrestrials make themselves known in a way that the world governments cannot deny or cover up.

So you are predicting a Loeffler win then?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I predict I ate too much cake today.

I predict some will eat too much cock today.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m already wrong on my Senate prediction. I predicted it would be split. My career as a political commentator is looking promising.

 

[alwaysaway]

I predicted a coup in the US on this exact day! I just forgot to post it.

 

[Trixxii]

I’m already wrong on my Senate prediction. I predicted it would be split. My career as a political commentator is looking promising.

I predict Pmann will be right about something ....one day.

 

[alwaysaway]

I predict Pmann will be right about something ....one day.

 

[Trixxii]

Other than you.

 

[Sweet_Cupcake]

- Oil will rise to $75 per barrel (about 50% increase from now)
- Congress will legalize marijuana
- Trump will host a primetime OANN show featuring his victimhood and rant against Fox constantly
- We will start seeing the beginnings of a post-COVID normalcy by fall 2021 and an economic boom as people rush to satisfy pent up consumer demand
- Biden's approval ratings will be generally ~60%
- I will NOT buy more shoes

 

[DDBustyBrit]

I predict the whole of 2021 being our very own real life Groundhog Day

 

[Chernosoth]

I will be asleep when shit happens.

 

[Chernosoth]

I will get laid or committed.

 

[Chernosoth]

A large and very self-important interest group or bloc will have a surprise view of the underside of a bus.

 

[ydahecnot]

Pmann will spend his life savings on socks.

 

[ydahecnot]

Guys.
You’re overthinking.
Every time you jerk off just let me and SMNaughty watch and we will document our observations.
Easy peasy.

For a scientific approach, you can compare his output watching Pornhub, his output with you two just watching him, and his output with you two urging him on. I volunteer as the control group

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pmann will spend his life savings on socks.

Better than cocks.