Sweetdaisymae
Literotica Guru
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Those too!
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Or other places she likes spanked
Those too!
I be a educated perv
You be a man....
That I yam
You yam you!
Dat I bee
I thought you was a yam not a bee!
Bee dat I yam a man, who nose?
*runs out the door screaming*
Got a PM, responded and thought I'd finished. Oh no........
Crazy Obnoxious person: I see you love wearing stockings! That is so sexy1 What are you into?
Me: Sorry you are a bit young for me and I'm not into the whole Mom/son thing,
A
Crazy Obnoxious person: I am much more mature than my age shows. what about youre a sales woman and have to make a sale to me?
Me: Nor do I role play.
A
One week later:
Crazy Obnoxious Person: well what brings you to lit?
WTF!
A To receive PMs from amnestic asshats such as yourself, with low to no comprehensible reading skills. You?
Maybe try that.
sometimes, i think that forums need the equivalent of a drink in the face.
ed
and sometimes, a knee to the crotch, i suspect.
ed
No age or location given
"Do beach girls masturbate?"
I simply replied, "Welcome to the asshat thread."
*eyeroll*
Nah. That wasn't beachy. But if he wants to see beachy, I can arrange it.You know, he'll think you were such a beach to him
He PMed me back, apologizing for offending me.No age or location given
"Do beach girls masturbate?"
I simply replied, "Welcome to the asshat thread."
*eyeroll*
Nah. That wasn't beachy. But if he wants to see beachy, I can arrange it.
Do you think you can handle it?Come bring that beachyness to me. LOL
Do you think you can handle it?