Sweetdaisymae
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Asshat "wanna see my cock?"
Me "nope"
Can't say fairer than that!
Me "nope"
Can't say fairer than that!
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Today's offering: Hi Have such a hard on for my girlfriends older sister at the moment her name is sylvia.
I'm so tempted to reply 'I know her, she loathes you'
I love it! Because telling me how hot you are for someone else is going to get me going.....sheesh!Today's offering: Hi Have such a hard on for my girlfriends older sister at the moment her name is sylvia.
I'm so tempted to reply 'I know her, she loathes you'
Asshat "wanna see my cock?"
Me "nope"
Can't say fairer than that!
Today's offering: Hi Have such a hard on for my girlfriends older sister at the moment her name is sylvia.
I'm so tempted to reply 'I know her, she loathes you'
Today's offering: Hi Have such a hard on for my girlfriends older sister at the moment her name is sylvia.
I'm so tempted to reply 'I know her, she loathes you'
Could also go with the classic, "Wait just a second. . . I must find my magnifying glass. "
Magnifying glass is SOOOOO pre-internet! These days, you need a microscope.Could also go with the classic, "Wait just a second. . . I must find my magnifying glass. "
why not a nice & simple, "i don't fucking care, fuck off"?
when you come right down to it, you don't know if the asshat is big into humiliation. so don't feed it, i say.
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OMG lol...I got that one this morning, too!OK, I truly do not know what to make of this one:
Originally Posted by (name withheld to protect the innocent - or guilty - I'm not sure which):
I am a man pretending to be a submissive woman ..so fucking lame!
Yes, that is. You can come discuss it HERE if you'd like.
I joked not long ago that I'm a 40-something year old, 400+ pound man living in mama's basement. I don't know if that's what he's referencing or if it's something else altogether. Things that make you go hmmm.
Did you refer him to our happy little Asshat clinic as well?OMG lol...I got that one this morning, too!
Please see the PM Asshattery thread....and learn how NOT to be a fucktard! Ha!Did you refer him to our happy little Asshat clinic as well?
That counts as a referral in my book. I hope you charged him for the consultation!Please see the PM Asshattery thread....and learn how NOT to be a fucktard! Ha!
I'm not sure I want to know where to send that bill.....gonna call that one "on the house"!That counts as a referral in my book. I hope you charged him for the consultation!
God, lets hope! Don't want that guy running around in the world unsupervised!I'm sure it's probably the address for his mama's basement.
It makes me feel a bit sorry for his mother though. Can't you imagine what the insurance clerks would think when they read the HCFA form? Sadly, I'm sure there's an appropriate diagnosis for people like that.
I'm sure there is....sexual identity crisis? Chronic low self esteem?It makes me feel a bit sorry for his mother though. Can't you imagine what the insurance clerks would think when they read the HCFA form? Sadly, I'm sure there's an appropriate diagnosis for people like that.