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are we now discriminating against furniture that lacks holes? They deserve a good fucking too...
No discrimination in the Furniture Cinematic Universe. It's become the FFFA, Free Furnication For All. We're so inclusive that practically any inanimate object found in or around your household is welcome and accepted. We may move out into the wider world soon, particularly if someone doesn't take away internet access from @anthrodisiac or @TheExperimentalist to name but a few offenders kind contributors.
No exclusion owing to lack of holes, limbs, opposable thumbs, brains, internal organs, external organs...etc. :LOL: :ROFLMAO:
 
No discrimination in the Furniture Cinematic Universe. It's become the FFFA, Free Furnication For All. We're so inclusive that practically any inanimate object found in or around your household is welcome and accepted. We may move out into the wider world soon, particularly if someone doesn't take away internet access from @anthrodisiac or @TheExperimentalist to name but a few offenders kind contributors.
No exclusion owing to lack of holes, limbs, opposable thumbs, brains, internal organs, external organs...etc. :LOL: :ROFLMAO:
so my plan to start a separate thread tomorrow about the toaster is foiled?
 
Telling us how Bread slides neatly inside Toaster's slots and then gets hot, so hot... red hot. How toaster can take two at the same time or some of their kind can take four or even... no, eight? :ROFLMAO:
You know, furniture is high in fibre, but as part of a balanced diet, you really need some fruits and vegetables!

Edit to add: Those 8-slice toasters are proper sluts! Yup. I said it. Let the toaster lobby come for me, I'm ready.
 
You know, furniture is high in fibre, but as part of a balanced diet, you really need some fruits and vegetables!

Edit to add: Those 8-slice toasters are proper sluts! Yup. I said it. Let the toaster lobby come for me, I'm ready.
Oh please god no - not the fruits and vegetables! Pleaaaaaasssseeee🍆:nana:😱
 
You've got to repost this on Furniture Cinematic Universe before we're banned from PBP. I blame @sirhugs
Just saw this. I'm not comfortable adding it there. All the toast is white and I don't like the lack of representation of the sourdough, pumpernickel, whole wheat, rye, etc. We should make sure these events are shown to be inclusive :)
 
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