Plot Bunny Pens

[MK_Whimsy]

Ooh! Ooh! We should play a game! Let's have everyone make a list of the puns that could be used in this story, and then whoever's list includes the most that I actually used, wins! (P.S. Whoever's list contains the most puns that I didn't use but kick myself for not thinking of gets shot, so enter at your own risk.)

That story probably has quite a climb-ax.

 

[TheExperimentalist]

That story probably has quite a climb-ax.

God dammit. Wish I'd thought of that one. Oh, and you get

 

[AStrangeDesire]

It's up, (and standing tall)!

And I've even created a nice little containment area for this overgrown bunbun, so we have a space where we can still pet it, and give this thread back to all the other poor little orphaned buns who need it.

Thank you all for coming along with me on this ridiculous journey.

Read it, voted (5*) and left a comment which is going through moderation.

What a *ahem* ride.

 

[AStrangeDesire]

Loved it. We should defo try to get this a H just for a day, even.

Totally. It's on it's way (shows at 4.88 right now, needs support... someone to 'lean on' even)

 

[TheExperimentalist]

Totally. It's on it's way (shows at 4.88 right now, needs support... someone to 'lean on' even)

Cache issue, probably. It's at 4.91 with 11 votes on my dashboard.

 

[AStrangeDesire]

Cache issue, probably. It's at 4.91 with 11 votes on my dashboard.

Congrats, it's on the hot list

 

[Duil2]

Cache issue, probably. It's at 4.91 with 11 votes on my dashboard.

Yippee! Upwards and upwards!

 

[Statius]

It's up, (and standing tall)!

And I've even created a nice little containment area for this overgrown bunbun, so we have a space where we can still pet it, and give this thread back to all the other poor little orphaned buns who need it.

Thank you all for coming along with me on this ridiculous journey.

Just read it, left a comment pending moderation. Fucking hilarious. Kudos to you for that. Left a vote, hopefully that'll help your stats.

 

[BeechLeaf]

Little tears in the eyes as we've seen one of our bunnies thrive in the wild.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Out-of-control bunbun breeding alert! I'm tossing them all in PBP before the kreptoids get them.

Breedable bunbun, but the initial characters are all currently restricted from use in actual stories without first asking for permission (but go nuts breeding them!).

Group effort from @anthrodisiac (hey, that's me!), @MK_Whimsy, and @AStrangeDesire, kicked off by @TheExperimentalist's post about the weirdest erotica, though TheExperimentalist should be in no way blamed for the rampant insanity that appears to be entirely driven by myself.

Edit: Took out Stepladder from the wonderful Fuck Me, Stepladder! (Go check it out if you haven't already. It's bonkers, but not the raving lunatic bonkers that is apparently me late at night working off of furniture puns.)

So, the Furniture Cinematic Universe (FCU), so far, we have (generated by yours truly):

• Futonari: a futon dickgirl married to
• Cuckcase: the cuck bookcase husband of Futonari
• Tabull: The table bull that's trying to take away Futonari from Cuckcase

By all means, if anyone wants to add to the FCU, they are more than welcome to breed this very fertile, absolutely daft bunbun.

 

[liliput1]

Out-of-control bunbun breeding alert! I'm tossing them all in PBP before the kreptoids get them.

Breedable bunbun, but the initial characters are all currently restricted from use in actual stories without first asking for permission (but go nuts breeding them!).

Group effort from @anthrodisiac (hey, that's me!), @MK_Whimsy, and @AStrangeDesire, kicked off by @TheExperimentalist's post about the weirdest erotica.

So, the Furniture Cinematic Universe (FCU), the first entry of which (unofficially pending TheExperimentalist's consent) is Fuck Me, Stepladder!

So far, we have (generated by yours truly):

• Futonari: a futon dickgirl married to
• Cuckcase (bookcase): the cuck husband of Futonari
• Tabull: The table bull that's competing with Stepladder (TheExperimentalist's) to take away Futonari from Cuckcase

From TheExperimentalist (if they're game to add it the FCU):

• Stepladder: A stepladder, possibly in a battle with Tabull for Futonari

By all means, if anyone wants to add to the FCU, they are more than welcome to breed this very fertile bunbun.

Some sort of size queen joke involving a chaise longue, but clearly I didn't get enough sleep last night.

 

[anthrodisiac]

@anthrodisiac and I were discussing an annual hotel liaison continuing after death and


Some sort of size queen joke involving a chaise longue, but clearly I didn't get enough sleep last night.

A size queen bed?

Damn, this bunbun is fertile as fuck, man. You sneeze near it and the damn thing pops out another...

Oh no, and a chaste lounge.

Help! *drowns in punbuns*

 

[liliput1]

Oops, picked up a stray that got away from me. The draft system here still keeps tripping me up.

I will not be participating in pun based story lines so talk to anthro about the chaste longue Idea.

"If you're referring to the incident involving the chair, I was barely involved." - Liliput the Grey

 

[anthrodisiac]

"Oh, front door, I didn't realize you were such an anal slut. I would've expected this from back door, but you? You like it when I play with your knockers? No, don't oil your hinges, let everyone hear what I'm doing to while I rail your mail slot. Yeah, anybody could see us, right here on the porch, doesn't that turn you on? I bet I could just make you creeeeaaaaaak if I play with your keyhole just right, you wooden whore."

Someone take away my keyboard, for the love of God.

 

[liliput1]

"Oh, front door, I didn't realize you were such an anal slut. I would've expected this from back door, but you? You like it when I play with your knockers? No, don't oil your hinges, let everyone hear what I'm doing to while I rail your mail slot. Yeah, anybody could see us, right here on the porch, doesn't that turn you on? I bet I could just make you creeeeaaaaaak if I play with your keyhole just right, you wooden whore."

Someone take away my keyboard, for the love of God.

Maybe you should have a lie down. Just… not on the chaise.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Fuuuuuck.

So, for a T/I story in the FCU, twin beds; they were always really close to each other, rarely had much distance between each other. As they get ready to go to college, one admits to watching the other one strip off its sheets on occasion, which really stiffened its springs. The other admits to admiring its twin's legs and frame. One thing leads to another...

 

[BeechLeaf]

And now they're bunk beds.

 

[TheExperimentalist]

Out-of-control bunbun breeding alert! I'm tossing them all in PBP before the kreptoids get them.

Breedable bunbun, but the initial characters are all currently restricted from use in actual stories without first asking for permission (but go nuts breeding them!).

Group effort from @anthrodisiac (hey, that's me!), @MK_Whimsy, and @AStrangeDesire, kicked off by @TheExperimentalist's post about the weirdest erotica.

So, the Furniture Cinematic Universe (FCU), the first entry of which (unofficially pending TheExperimentalist's consent) is Fuck Me, Stepladder!

So far, we have (generated by yours truly):

• Futonari: a futon dickgirl married to
• Cuckcase: the cuck bookcase husband of Futonari
• Tabull: The table bull that's (maybe) competing with Stepladder (TheExperimentalist's) to take away Futonari from Cuckcase

From TheExperimentalist (if they're game to add it the FCU):

• Stepladder: A stepladder, possibly in a battle with Tabull for Futonari

By all means, if anyone wants to add to the FCU, they are more than welcome to breed this very fertile, absolutely daft bunbun.

So I think I'd prefer stepladder to stand on its own (after all, in my story it's obviously a human fucking her stepladder, which doesn't really work in this universe you're concocting), BUT I don't mind if a completely DIFFERENT anthropomorphic stepladder were to make an appearance in your utterly horrifying train wreck of unholy forniture. (That's fornicating furniture, if it wasn't clear, although why I'm actually adding contributions to this monstrosity is anyone's guess.)

 

[TheExperimentalist]

I'd prefer stepladder to stand on its own

I only just noticed this wording when I looked back after anthro's react... It's like the puns happen whether I intend them or not.

 

[anthrodisiac]

So I think I'd prefer stepladder to stand on its own (after all, in my story it's obviously a human fucking her stepladder, which doesn't really work in this universe you're concocting), BUT I don't mind if a completely DIFFERENT anthropomorphic stepladder were to make an appearance in your utterly horrifying train wreck of unholy forniture. (That's fornicating furniture, if it wasn't clear, although why I'm actually adding contributions to this monstrosity is anyone's guess.)

That's fair. I wouldn't want to associated with any of this stuff, except for the fact that it's basically entirely me, or me riffing off of some innocuous comment from someone else, so it's kinda hard to avoid that. I'll modify the post.

Edit: Took out Stepladder, and made sure to make it clear you aren't to blame for me spiraling like this

Group effort from @anthrodisiac (hey, that's me!), @MK_Whimsy, and @AStrangeDesire, kicked off by @TheExperimentalist's post about the weirdest erotica, though TheExperimentalist should be in no way blamed for the rampant insanity that appears to be entirely driven by myself.

 

[TheExperimentalist]

I'll modify the post.

No need to go that far. I may be facetiously expressing more horror and aversion than I truly feel. Mostly, I'm just having fun here.

 

[anthrodisiac]

No need to go that far. I may be facetiously expressing more horror and aversion than I truly feel. Mostly, I'm just having fun here.

Oops. Bit late But it's your story, it wasn't really a bunbun, so I was stepping on my own rules. I feel better about its exclusion, since the only reason it was included was as a joke at the start. It's now more in the spirit of PBP.

Also, that's very sweet, but we all know you feel so much more horror than words could ever express.

 

[AStrangeDesire]

I only just noticed this wording when I looked back after anthro's react... It's like the puns happen whether I intend them or not.

This is good, we were missing a T&M story

 

[AStrangeDesire]

Fuuuuuck.

So, for a T/I story in the FCU, twin beds; they were always really close to each other, rarely had much distance between each other. As they get ready to go to college, one admits to watching the other one strip off its sheets on occasion, which really stiffened its springs. The other admits to admiring its twin's legs and frame. One thing leads to another...

Are you sure anthros are your thing, and not just something you dabbled in until the furniture arrived?

I have a feeling you'll make some additions that will really pull the room together.

With an eye for exactly which piece fits there.

Of course, some pieces may require alterations to show off their true nature.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Are you sure anthros are your thing, and not just something you dabbled in until the furniture arrived?

I have a feeling you'll make some additions that will really pull the room together.

With an eye for exactly which piece fits there.

Of course, some pieces may require alterations to show off their true nature.

I've already submitted for the name change to Furniturdisiac.