Please Welcome my Friend, Girl

[Rubyfruit]

She is smart, funny and well-read and I'm sure she'll be a great addition to the group.

 

[JazzManJim]

Hello Girl!

Welcome aboard. If Ruby vouches for you, you're a gem in my book! Good to have you here.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Welcome, Girl.

Feel free to get naked. We don't mind, really.

If you're shy you can just mail them to me.

(You know I had to try, right?)

 

[Nicodemus]

Well that is about as nice and intro as you can get. The jazzman is correct in saying if ruby ouches for you, you are cumming highly recommended.

So, welcome...........

Nic,

 

[Summery]

Welcome Girl

And as other's would say....welcome to your new addiction.

Enjoy and have fun.

 

[girl]

Ack!

You weren't joking about outing me, were you? Can't even let a girl lurk...sheesh...

Ah well, I love ya anyway, Ruby *smooch*

*waves hello to the group*

Hi all...since I've been forcibly outted, I guess I should intro a bit, huh?

I'm a 32 y.o. fem living in southern Florida (tho that's temporary, if I have my way). I have lots of interests and I like to think I'm well-read (thanks Ruby! ), but I'm really not as well-read as I should be I'm a big fan of debates - I've been told I like argument for the sake of argument, but I don't think that's true. If someone's got a weak argument, then I like to ...ahem...well, kill it. So, I guess I'm more into argument for the sake of slaughter. *laugh* No, I'm not that bad, really. But I will take up an opposing position if I think someone's argument is weak, even if I don't particularly agree with the position I'm arguing. (People on another board think I'm an atheist for this very reason, though I don't consider myself that.)

Uhm...okay, otherstuff: I'm engaged to be married to an amazing man, we're poly, I'm bi (not that you guys care ), I'm very into BDSM (going on 9 years now), I am a statisti-- err - small business owner, and am currently grooving on the Lilith Fair 3 volume set.

Uhm. Okay, be honest, was that too much info?


girl

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Ack!

Uhm. Okay, be honest, was that too much info?


girl

Nah..not nearly enough

 

[cymbidia]

At least we don't have wonder about your gender!
Welcome, girl.



There's a very alive and kicking BDSM thread, for your info, over on the How To... board, too. Q&A type stuff. All voices and experience levels welcome.

 

[girl]

Thanks for the welcomes everyone

At least we don't have wonder about your gender!

You know, I was on IRC a couple times with this name and I *still* got people asking me A/S/L? ...my response was, "Well, if you can't figure part of that out on your own, you can't keep up with me." :'p

I'm really not that self-absorbed, but sheesh...if you have to ask someone's gender whose nick is 'girl' then you really don't have much going on upstairs.


girl

 

[Rubyfruit]

Glad you made it, girl! It's much more fun to post than lurk.

 

[SimplySouthern]

She clearly thinks she's dodged the naked pic issue.

Oh no. I will not let it rest until every man and woman of Literotica has seen your goods!

Welcome again....tell us more about you. Start from conception.

 

[girl]

She clearly thinks she's dodged the naked pic issue.

Well, since my diversion ploy didn't work....

Oh no. I will not let it rest until every man and woman of Literotica has seen your goods!

You can ask Ruby what chance ya stand of that.

Welcome again....tell us more about you. Start from conception.

You really want to know about the sweaty night between an off-the-boat Italian boy and a Heinz 57 blond chick? bah...my parents aren't all that interesting.

girl

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Hello Girl....

yes ruby centered you out, all newbies with friends already here get that done

Have fun on the borde, and if your friends with Ruby I'm sure you will be fun to talk to...


give us some dirt on her

 

[Scabbers]

You really want to know about the sweaty night between an off-the-boat Italian boy and a Heinz 57 blond chick? bah...my parents aren't all that interesting.
girl

Think I read that story already in the 'erotic couplings' section: "It was the fall of '68. . ."
Welcome, girl--be careful, it is adictive. Myself, I can quit at anytime.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hey now, Fly, you guys already know all my dirt.

And yes, I've been begging girl for a picture for months now but she won't give it up - bitch.

 

[girl]

Think I read that story already in the 'erotic couplings' section: "It was the fall of '68. . ."

Hey...that's odd. Wouldn't it be weird if my dad were here...ohmy...that would be very strange.


girl

 

[Nicodemus]

Hmmmmmm......Heinz 57. I see a new ingredient has been added to the nix.

Nic,

ps....your a girl right....could not resist.

 

[nasty]

Hig, gir. If you're like Ruby, than you MUST be cool. BTW-Don't let the name fool you, I'm told I'm the nicest guy on Lit.

 

[Nicodemus]

Nasty,

Really....I thought Thumper had been declared the nicest guy on lit.

I would demand a recount if I were you. You have my vote.

Nic,

 

[Mischka]

*hopping on the Welcome Wagon*

Glad you've joined the troops, girl. Welcome. As a litigator-in-training, I frequently hang about in the debate threads, so I'm sure I'll bump into you quite often.



P.S. I'm chat illiterate. What does A/S/L stand for? I can't figure out how that translates in a question about gender. I've only heard ASL as American Sign Language. I'm so out of the loop.

 

[SweetCherry]

Welcome, Girl. Enjoy your stay and let's see some skin.

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Hey Girl !! Hello and Welcome!!

I hope to "bump" into you occasionally on the boards. Have fun and enjoy. This is a fun place, many wonderful people here.

kgboot

 

[Guest]

Welcome and nice to meet you, girl!

I'm sure you'll have lots of fun here - I look forward to posting with you.

Enjoy!

 

[girl]

P.S. I'm chat illiterate. What does A/S/L stand for? I can't figure out how that translates in a question about gender

Thanks for the welcome Mischka

A/S/L = Age/Sex/Location

It's a common "opening line" for trolls in chatrooms.

It's very annoying.


girl

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Welcome, Girl!

Post often and enjoy!