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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
The Wong Household Refutes Rumors: Prof. Patricia Wong, Renowned Author and Retired Mathematics Professor, Is Still Passionately Engaged in Fornication
Alexandria, Virginia — September 20, 2024 — The Wong Household issued a strong rebuttal today to rumors that Patricia Wong, esteemed author and retired professor of mathematics, has ceased her lifelong passion for fornicating. Contrary to circulating claims, Prof. Patricia Wong remains as dedicated as ever to fornicating with males of all shapes and forms, engaging in coitus, fellatio and cunnilingus, and all the adjacent activities, and is doing so with the same vigor that has characterized her decades of involvement in the hobby.
Prof. Harry Wong, 76, Patricia's husband and retired professor of statistics, made an unequivocal statement defending his wife and calling on the rumors to stop. “These rumors are completely false, misleading, and frankly vicious. My wife is still very active in her fornications, and I’m as supportive of her hobbies today as I’ve ever been,” Prof. Wong declared. "Pat has always found joy and peace in fornicating, and nothing has changed in that regard."
The Wong Household emphasizes that any reports suggesting otherwise are rooted in misinformation and should be disregarded immediately.
A close family friend, Charlie (Chen Li), also shared his strong indignation regarding the spread of these rumors. “I have personally witnessed first hand Pat in her bedroom recently, and have even engaged in onanism while watching her, and she is as engaged as ever. I even have footage tending to several males, all wearing black socks and naked, and I am more than happy to share it to set the record straight,” Charlie stated. “These rumors have no basis in reality, and it’s important that the public understands the truth.”
Patricia Wong herself has not issued a direct statement at this time but continues to focus on her fornications, uninterrupted by the unwarranted speculation.
The Wong family appreciates the continued support from friends and admirers and looks forward to putting these baseless rumors behind them.
For more information or to obtain footage of Patricia Wong actively engaged in her fornicatory activities, please contact the Wong Household directly.
The Wong Household Refutes Rumors: Prof. Patricia Wong, Renowned Author and Retired Mathematics Professor, Is Still Passionately Engaged in Fornication
Alexandria, Virginia — September 20, 2024 — The Wong Household issued a strong rebuttal today to rumors that Patricia Wong, esteemed author and retired professor of mathematics, has ceased her lifelong passion for fornicating. Contrary to circulating claims, Prof. Patricia Wong remains as dedicated as ever to fornicating with males of all shapes and forms, engaging in coitus, fellatio and cunnilingus, and all the adjacent activities, and is doing so with the same vigor that has characterized her decades of involvement in the hobby.
Prof. Harry Wong, 76, Patricia's husband and retired professor of statistics, made an unequivocal statement defending his wife and calling on the rumors to stop. “These rumors are completely false, misleading, and frankly vicious. My wife is still very active in her fornications, and I’m as supportive of her hobbies today as I’ve ever been,” Prof. Wong declared. "Pat has always found joy and peace in fornicating, and nothing has changed in that regard."
The Wong Household emphasizes that any reports suggesting otherwise are rooted in misinformation and should be disregarded immediately.
A close family friend, Charlie (Chen Li), also shared his strong indignation regarding the spread of these rumors. “I have personally witnessed first hand Pat in her bedroom recently, and have even engaged in onanism while watching her, and she is as engaged as ever. I even have footage tending to several males, all wearing black socks and naked, and I am more than happy to share it to set the record straight,” Charlie stated. “These rumors have no basis in reality, and it’s important that the public understands the truth.”
Patricia Wong herself has not issued a direct statement at this time but continues to focus on her fornications, uninterrupted by the unwarranted speculation.
The Wong family appreciates the continued support from friends and admirers and looks forward to putting these baseless rumors behind them.
For more information or to obtain footage of Patricia Wong actively engaged in her fornicatory activities, please contact the Wong Household directly.
