Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

[gypsywitch]

REAL TEXAS SCHOOL DISTRICT EXCUSE NOTES
~ thanks fuzzywumpus

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E.
today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had
her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,
30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he
fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his
face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.
He was kicked in the growing.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been
bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose
vowels.

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had
(diahre)(dyrea)(direathe) the shits. [Words were crossed out
in the parenthesis]

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had
diarrhea and his boots leak.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping
because I don't know what size she wear.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot
to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it
Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend
her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She
spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold
and could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed
with gramps.

Beverly was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

Please excuse Brenda, she has been sick and under the doctor.

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever,
sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also
sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and
ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There
must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

 

[goodmorningdavi]

Those were awesome.

They remind me of the time I got super sick about an hour before a choir concert and my dad went and told the choir director I didn't know which end to have in the toilet.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

hehehe - those are funny. Were any of them signed "Vinny's Mom"?

When I was in high school I could write just like my mom. Back in those days all you needed was a note... nowadays you have to practically get CSI out to verify your kid is really sick!

 

[MsBug]

Those should be on a poster as reasons for continuing education.

 

[bptalt]

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot
to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it
Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

This could happen to us.

 

[gypsywitch]

Vinny's mom ! LOL!

I actually remember that.

 

[NaughtyLil1]

This could happen to us.

Me too.


Thanks for the laugh, gypsy.