Please Don't Read This!

[NoJo]

What is it with you compulsive clickers?

 

[Trinique_Fire]

i wub you.



and anyway, it's not very bourgeouis of you to make a parody thread in the AH. how dare thee!!

 

[Boxlicker101]

Okay. I didn't read it.

 

[glynndah]

Since you said "please", I just looked at the pictures.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Wasn't here, didn't look and could care less!

 

[TheEarl]

Wasn't here, didn't look and could care less!

That's the pathetic part of it. There's not a word about not being there. Or not looking. Or not caring.

There should be, of course. But there isn't. That's the slovenly way in which these Acts are always drawn. However, cheer up, it'll be all right. I'll have it altered next session. Now, let's see about your execution — will after luncheon suit you? Can you wait till then?

The Earl

 

[Liar]

I read what I god damn wanna.

 

[Guest]

What is it with you compulsive clickers?

You're too damn seductive, dear Joe.

 

[NoJo]

I read what I god damn wanna.

"wanna"? I suggest you read a good book on grammar: I recommend Fowler's Modern English Usage. hmph

 

[NoJo]

You're too damn seductive, dear Joe.

Nah, it was just a cheap trick. Talking of cheap tricks, how's business?

 

[Guest]

Nah, it was just a cheap trick. Talking of cheap tricks, how's business?

Better now that you're back.

Too many men like you in those fuck-me heels.

 

[NoJo]

Better now that you're back.

Too many men like you in those fuck-me heels.

Mine are orthopedic, they were recommended by my osteopath.

 

[Guest]

Mine are orthopedic, they were recommended by my osteopath.

Is he good in the sack?

 

[NoJo]

Is he good in the sack?

"he"?

 

[Guest]

"he"?

You date women now?

 

[NoJo]

You date women now?

No, I fuck women. I date medieval monastic illuminated manuscripts. 'kay?

 

[Liar]

"wanna"? I suggest you read a good book on grammar: I recommend Fowler's Modern English Usage. hmph

But, I don't wanna read that.

 

[Guest]

No, I fuck women. I date medieval monastic illuminated manuscripts. 'kay?

As long as you can tell the difference.

 

[NoJo]

As long as you can tell the difference.

Not by candlelight in a damp cloister

 

[Guest]

"wanna"? I suggest you read a good book on grammar: I recommend Fowler's Modern English Usage. hmph

wanna is a perfectly good word according to the vellaese dictionary.

i read it. im proud i read it. i shall read it again. hrmf~

 

[Munachi]

sorry my english is no good i think i must read.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

What is it with you compulsive clickers?

I was hoping there would be some porn in here.

 

[NoJo]

wanna is a perfectly good word according to the vellaese dictionary.

i read it. im proud i read it. i shall read it again. hrmf~

I just checked amazon for the vellaese dictionary. It doesn't even exist. hmph.

 

[Guest]

I just checked amazon for the vellaese dictionary. It doesn't even exist. hmph.

thats because its a P.O.D. dictionary that must be ordered through me.
amazon wouldn't have it.
hrmf~

 

[cheerful_deviant]

amazon wouldn't have it.
hrmf~

That's because they couldn't understand the letter of introduction you sent to them.