Pissed Thread

[Guest]

Just thought I'd bring this thread back up (not literally, no!).

'Cos I've 'ad a few.

Excuse the typos over the nest few posts or so.


Lou

 

[Guest]

Where did Joe get to, anyway? Haven't seen him for a few days.

Where you at, Joe?

Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You're not alone, only it's not quite 6 pm here. Three beers down and still thinking "Men Suck!"

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Lucky, honey, you sound pissed off. Wassup?

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

This man sucks.

REAL good!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Lou! I'm a lady, I never get pissed off. I get even

Tonite, I'll just settle for getting silly on beer, though. All's well dear. No worries. (Did I mention, men suck?) Hee hee.

~lucky

What's the occasion for you?

 

[Guest]

This man sucks.

REAL good!

This lady ain't 'alf bad, either.

 

[Guest]

Lou! I'm a lady, I never get pissed off. I get even

Tonite, I'll just settle for getting silly on beer, though. All's well dear. No worries. (Did I mention, men suck?) Hee hee.

~lucky

What's the occasion for you?

Hehehe! I love your attitude.

Can't say I share it, though. MY experiences with the men-types have been quiye good recently. well, more than quite actually. Very good.

Anyways, no occassion really. I went shopping earlier and somehow a couple of bottles of wine ended up in the tolly. shame.

Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Hehehe! I love your attitude.

Can't say I share it, though. MY experiences with the men-types have been quiye good recently. well, more than quite actually. Very good.

Anyways, no occassion really. I went shopping earlier and somehow a couple of bottles of wine ended up in the tolly. shame.

Lou

Good for you, then. Happy to know someone's getting on good with the apes. Wine sounds good, but pizza's just arrived and I will feel better when I know I've downed all his beer before he gets here. LOL. (I'm really not a nice person tonight. Sorry)

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Good for you, then. Happy to know someone's getting on good with the apes. Wine sounds good, but pizza's just arrived and I will feel better when I know I've downed all his beer before he gets here. LOL. (I'm really not a nice person tonight. Sorry)

~lucky

Hey, no worries!

It's the pizza delivery guy I feel sorry for.

Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Why? The pizza guy made out like a bandit. I'll be overjoyed to tell the hubby I tipped the kid five bucks, to make myself feel better over being so grouchy about him! I'm very generous when I'm irritated. Everyone wins out (minus the person on the receiving end of the rant.) Pizza guy was tickled and probably gets to my house ten minutes faster next time.

~lucky

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Now when you said "Pizza guy made out" I have to admit, visions did spring to mind!!!!

Lucky Pizza guy!!!!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Now when you said "Pizza guy made out" I have to admit, visions did spring to mind!!!!

Lucky Pizza guy!!!!

If only! Sigh. He was pretty cute too, but I'm not all for making mistakes (however angry) that I can't take back. But there may be a story in all this before the night is through...

Lew, about these visions....

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Why? The pizza guy made out like a bandit. I'll be overjoyed to tell the hubby I tipped the kid five bucks, to make myself feel better over being so grouchy about him! I'm very generous when I'm irritated. Everyone wins out (minus the person on the receiving end of the rant.) Pizza guy was tickled and probably gets to my house ten minutes faster next time.

~lucky

Good on you!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

yes Lucky?

I do do, a good vision on occasion!!!!!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

yes Lucky?

I do do, a good vision on occasion!!!!!

My own vision was fleeting and I knew it wasn't real...the delivery boy was actually a delivery girl (wink, wink).

~lucky (dreaming)

 

[Guest]

The three stages of drinking lots of wine...

1. The wine kicks in and silly gigglyness hits.
2. The wine takes hold and amazing horniness takes over.
3. The wine really gets a grip and sadness/weepiness begins.

Why do I do it????



Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

The three stages of drinking lots of wine...

1. The wine kicks in and silly gigglyness hits.
2. The wine takes hold and amazing horniness takes over.
3. The wine really gets a grip and sadness/weepiness begins.

Why do I do it????



Lou

Here's what you need to do...

1. Get silly and giggly and attract male attention to yourself.
2. Let the horniness take over all the way.
3. Get laid so well it brings tears to your eyes.

This is the only way to justify doing it again and again.

~lucky

 

[Colleen Thomas]

The three stages of drinking lots of wine...

1. The wine kicks in and silly gigglyness hits.
2. The wine takes hold and amazing horniness takes over.
3. The wine really gets a grip and sadness/weepiness begins.

Why do I do it????



Lou

I suggest stopping drinking at step 2 Lou Lou

-Colly

 

[Guest]

I suggest stopping drinking at step 2 Lou Lou

-Colly

Yeah, that's very good advice. But, the stages get couldy after a few.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Here's what you need to do...

1. Get silly and giggly and attract male attention to yourself.
2. Let the horniness take over all the way.
3. Get laid so well it brings tears to your eyes.

This is the only way to justify doing it again and again.

~lucky

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Here's what you need to do...

1. Get silly and giggly and attract male attention to yourself.
2. Let the horniness take over all the way.
3. Get laid so well it brings tears to your eyes.

This is the only way to justify doing it again and again.

~lucky

Sounds like the best advice of the night.

Unlucky for the pizza delivery girl!!!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Sounds like the best advice of the night.

Unlucky for the pizza delivery girl!!!

No. She damn well would have gotten lucky (all of me)...if she existed.

~lucky (debating on placing another order with a special request for female deliverer...hmmmmmmmmm)

 

[minsue]

No. She damn well would have gotten lucky (all of me)...if she existed.

~lucky (debating on placing another order with a special request for female deliverer...hmmmmmmmmm)

What do you want on the pizza & do you need more beer with that?

- Mindy, with a long drive ahead of me

 

[lucky-E-leven]

What do you want on the pizza & do you need more beer with that?

- Mindy, with a long drive ahead of me

It's not pizza I'm hungry for now, Min. Hop in the P.T. Cruiser and if you happen to pass a beer store, pick up whatever suits you.

~lucky