Pissed Thread

[NoJo]

no!!!!!!! tell him to keep it out, we can put it back gently and with two, sorry three, pairs of hands the zipper is much less problem

No zipper -- I'm wearing my yellow skintight lycra number with the drawstring -- hey, where did everybody go??

 

[CharleyH]

P, I just love the Bay area. Why don't you show off your beautiful Bay area in your AV?

Not ready for a group hug quite yet . . . but, hicu . . p, almost. I LOVE you guys, and girls

 

[lucky-E-leven]

No zipper -- I'm wearing my yellow skintight lycra number with the drawstring -- hey, where did everybody go??

ROFLMAO!

~lucky...still laughing

 

[Guest]

P, I just love the Bay area. Why don't you show off your beautiful Bay area in your AV?

Mr. Schmoe, I'm deeply hurt. You'd rather see the Golden Gate bridge than me? Nah, I won't be hurt, I'll just be fucking angry you twatsky git.

Perdita


cos you're pissed, this is to say I am just kidding, but don't say stuff like that to any woman; preferring landscapes!

 

[NoJo]

It's okay, I've peeled them off now. And the leg-warmers. I was going for a dancer look: Like Baryshnikov, only more gay. I'm keeping the argyle socks on, though, it's a bit cold tonight.

 

[NoJo]

Mr. Schmoe, I'm deeply hurt. You'd rather see the Golden Gate bridge than me? Nah, I won't be hurt, I'll just be fucking angry you twatsky git.

Perdita


cos you're pissed, this is to say I am just kidding, but don't say stuff like that to any woman; preferring landscapes!

Hey, I didn't say the Bay Area, I said your Bay Area.

I pride myself on staying a gentleman when I drink, right up to the point of unconsciousness.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

cos you're pissed, this is to say I am just kidding, but don't say stuff like that to any woman; preferring landscapes!

How much do the men owe you for that little jewel, P? Or are you just feeling generous tonight?

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Yeah, sounds like you need a willy warmer, too, Joe.

If I was still a Landlady (yes, I used to run a pub with my hubby), I would've called time on you an hour ago. But, as I'm not, carry on. This is good "trying to give up smoking" entertainment.

Things look very different from sober/non-nicotine enhanced vision.



Lou

 

[CharleyH]

ok confirmation: P-DITA (with respect to You, Marlene and Madonna) IS DRUNK!!!! Despite her protestations. Good, good, dizzy now and good - group hug cumming on . . . . I think I love you guys more suddenly . . .

Don't give me shit about your name Perdita, like that Slutvenska - oh - ooops - I'm drunk, Slayedvenska . . . no no - that's not right -slayedme-venska - LOL - happy she has those cuties back though, stringing off her shoulders - where were their hands? I don't recall seeing them?

Oh the worm - right - excuse me as I . . . get another drink

 

[NoJo]

Things look very different from sober/non-nicotine enhanced vision.



Lou

Probably a lot less funny. But I'm confused: Are you stopping drinking too?

 

[Guest]

Hey, I didn't say the Bay Area, I said your Bay Area.

That is so stretching it, you dog's bollix. Being a gent saves you though.

P.

 

[destinie21]

all this licking and sucking and fucking could drive a girl over the edge.

 

[Guest]

Probably a lot less funny. But I'm confused: Are you stopping drinking too?

No, more funny, in fact.

I won't explain to you what and why, though.

I am refraining from the booze for a while, because when I drink I want to smoke.

I'd kill for a lager and a fag, though.

Lou

P.S. Where's that Dutch Support Lew mentioned?

 

[Guest]

Dest., you're making sense. Stop it.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

I'd kill for a lager and a fag

Loulou, that would make a superb opening sentence.

Perdita

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Loulou, that would make a superb opening sentence.

Perdita

I agree, P, but it's probably not as funny there as it is here

~lucky

from Texas where you can get shot for saying such things

 

[LorriLove]

all this licking and sucking and fucking could drive a girl over the edge.

wow des honey can anyone join in

 

[Guest]

Loulou, that would make a superb opening sentence.

Perdita

Hehehe!

Now you've got me thinking...

Lou

 

[NoJo]

Thinking eh? See, that's what comes of giving up the weed and the booze. Next thing you know, you'll be solving the quantum gravitational field theory.

 

[Linbido]

Thinking eh? See, that's what comes of giving up the weed and the booze. Next thing you know, you'll be solving the quantum gravitational field theory.

...and we can't have that kind of things happening allthe time, now can we?

-Lin, roaring sober

 

[Guest]

Joe, are you free-basing Absinthe? P

 

[CharleyH]

all this licking and sucking and fucking could drive a girl over the edge.

Which edges, the lines of your thighs, or . . . .

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Joe, are you free-basing Absinthe? P

I was just wondering the same thing....looks to be aflame

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Wow, looks like I'm behind I need to stock more booze here in my winter home.

I think I'll fire that damn butler and get a nice naughty girl to take care of the supplies.

Jmr

 

[CharleyH]

Thinking eh? See, that's what comes of giving up the weed and the booze. Next thing you know, you'll be solving the quantum gravitational field theory.

Jesus Joe, solved that in grade 10 when drunk and high! Cum on!