Pissed Thread

[CharleyH]

Hope you had a good time

LOL!

J

Ya J - I hope I did too.

Freaking L.A in late 80's - who the hell knows! Probably no one I was with! LOL I will never know the truth - but the 'truth is out there.'

 

[NoJo]

Hey, Charlie, JMT -- I guess we have to allow for time zone differences, and all, but I don't smell alcohol on your breaths. Over here in miserable London, it's Fuckig cold, it's February, it's ten thirty on a Monday night, and there's never been a better time to lose control of one's limbs for a coupe of hours.

Now I don't know if you're sneaking in some surfing at work or college, or if you're at home or in an a Cyber Cafe. But wherever you are, I'm cordially inviting you to share a Torrablot drink with me.

 

[CharleyH]

a Torrablot drink with me.

And who better to share it with than a sub, Joe.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I think you should stop dancing now -- There's a party of eight year old schoolkids on a nature ramble about to pass by. I swiped one of their binoculars.

Can you see me waving? I'm up a nearby lamppost.

Thanks for the warning...but I'm on a quest to educate today's youth on the beauty of the feminine form and you've seen some of those kid's mothers. They need all the help they can get. Besides, what could be more 'natural' than a naked woman dancing in tribal fashion for their nature walk experiences?

I think if you're pulling on anything ninety percent you might ought to avoid heights, buddy. You can see me just as good from your neighbor's balcony...he's got a pretty nice telescope out there too. I've seen him scanning open blinds on a nightly basis.

~lucky

 

[NoJo]

Ahh, Charley, Charley, Charley... Don't be fooled by the name... I can do the ol' switch just like <snaps fingers> that!

 

[LorriLove]

giggle

hay joe hun, i hope you aint getting too pissed to get a bone-on

has the opposite effect on us girls of course, as the guys lose control of their cock stand and fade with the alcohol, we get as hot as fuck on it and have to seek our pleasures elsewhere

yep darling, i'm half pissed, so's my darling girlfriend here

 

[Wills]

Cheers S-J

My Black Death is in the freezer back in UK so I'm on Anis 78% proof Aniseed liquor. I watched my father in law make it many years ago. In those days you could buy 100% pure alcohol in the chemists. Simple exercise, about kilo sugar to a litre of alcohol, warm gentle to dissolve sugar without burning off alcohol. Take an aniseed twig from the garden, don't worry about the bugs, the alcohol preserves them intact. Stick the stick in the bottle and pour in the liquid. Leave for three months and the sugar crystalises over then aniseed. Drink - slowly.

Cheers

Will's

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: giggle

hay joe hun, i hope you aint getting too pissed to get a bone-on

has the opposite effect on us girls of course, as the guys lose control of their cock stand and fade with the alcohol, we get as hot as fuck on it and have to seek our pleasures elsewhere

yep darling, i'm half pissed, so's my darling girlfriend here

Care for a bit of company?

~lucky

At the very least, I could run the camera...

 

[CharleyH]

Ahh, Charley, Charley, Charley... Don't be fooled by the name... I can do the ol' switch just like <snaps fingers> that!

Ahhh - yes - sounds like I'm in the g ghetto (tis what its referrred to by we here - no harping!)

I know GBLT like you SJ, willing to do anything I say when they click their fingers so flamboyantly. Switch would be correct in this case especially after the drinks. Bottoms up - omg - am I getting cliche', more drinks please! Serve 'em up.

Glad to see some of my drunk friends returning on a Monday. But Lou stopped smoking - don't think she ''will be out to play tonight."

 

[Guest]

... and you've seen some of those kid's mothers. They need all the help they can get.

Not pissed here, but Lucky hon, I'm "some of those kids" mother (I daresay my youngest might be older than you).

Xarumfotl, Perdita

 

[NoJo]

Re: giggle

hay joe hun, i hope you aint getting too pissed to get a bone-on

yep darling, i'm half pissed, so's my darling girlfriend here

Well, I guess you're getting some tonight. Lucky thing. Ask your g/f to suck one for me. (I'm sure she won't need much persuasion).

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Not pissed here, but Lucky hon, I'm "some of those kids" mother (I daresay my youngest might be older than you).

Xarumfotl, Perdita

I live in a neighborhood of beautiful women, Ms. Perdy, and was only joking. But every last one of them is modified by the knife and a bitch to boot. All in fun, sweetie, I love mature women

You really think your youngest is older than me? Your AV says that is not possible, gorgeous!

~lucky

 

[NoJo]

Cheers S-J

My Black Death is in the freezer back in UK so I'm on Anis 78% proof Aniseed liquor. I watched my father in law make it many years ago. In those days you could buy 100% pure alcohol in the chemists. Simple exercise, about kilo sugar to a litre of alcohol, warm gentle to dissolve sugar without burning off alcohol. Take an aniseed twig from the garden, don't worry about the bugs, the alcohol preserves them intact. Stick the stick in the bottle and pour in the liquid. Leave for three months and the sugar crystalises over then aniseed. Drink - slowly.

Cheers

Will's

That sounds great -- lethal though. I'm on my second Absinth, and feel abso-fucking-lutely great. Kids tucked up in bed, Dad fucked up in bed. Perfect.

 

[Guest]

L., just looked at your profile. My youngest was born in 78. You win. Let's fuck.

Perdita

 

[LorriLove]

Re: Re: giggle

Care for a bit of company?

~lucky

At the very least, I could run the camera...

hiya sweetheart, i could use your company anytime lucky darling so could my friend, she's drooling over my shoulder, i think it's that avatar, giggle

hay drop by and pick joe up on the way over, we'll see if we can raise a laugh out of him if nothing else

 

[lucky-E-leven]

L., just looked at your profile. My youngest was born in 78. You win. Let's fuck.

Perdita

Getting naked as we speak, beautiful, and preparing to worship the Diosa de Twat !

~lucky

 

[LorriLove]

Re: Re: giggle

Well, I guess you're getting some tonight. Lucky thing. Ask your g/f to suck one for me. (I'm sure she won't need much persuasion).

she's doing it as we speak, and i'm editing typo's by the dozen ........ get off you dirty cow

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Re: giggle

hiya sweetheart, i could use your company anytime lucky darling so could my friend, she's drooling over my shoulder, i think it's that avatar, giggle

hay drop by and pick joe up on the way over, we'll see if we can raise a laugh out of him if nothing else

Hello friend of Lorri Love! Apologies for the drool...the avatar says it all. I just love a good hard ride

I'll pick up Joe...and he can run the camera!

~lucky

 

[LorriLove]

Getting naked as we speak, beautiful, and preparing to worship the Diosa de Twat !

~lucky

give perdy's tits a suck from me honey, she's got a pair of beauties, hay perdy darling, where's that lovely avatar gone anyway

 

[lucky-E-leven]

give perdy's tits a suck from me honey, she's got a pair of beauties, hay perdy darling, where's that lovely avatar gone anyway

I'll do my best, but she usually makes me work for those babies. Will see what I can do, though, and let you know how it turns out...or on...or whatever.

~lucky

 

[NoJo]

Lary bird alert -- Joe's outclassed and outnumbered on his own thread. God I wish I had a pussy instead of this stupid thing. I just -- I seem to be -- having a little difficulty putting it back in my pants...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Lary bird alert -- Joe's outclassed and outnumbered on his own thread. God I wish I had a pussy instead of this stupid thing. I just -- I seem to be -- having a little difficulty putting it back in my pants...

Well, that's sad news, Joe. But if you do manage to wrangle the bugger back in...BEWARE OF THE ZIPPER! I hear they're brutal

~lucky

what better way to be outnumbered, than by a handful of gorgeous and excessively horny women?

 

[LorriLove]

Well, that's sad news, Joe. But if you do manage to wrangle the bugger back in...BEWARE OF THE ZIPPER! I hear they're brutal

~lucky

what better way to be outnumbered, than by a handful of gorgeous and excessively horny women?

no!!!!!!! tell him to keep it out, we can put it back gently and with two, sorry three, pairs of hands the zipper is much less problem

 

[NoJo]

give perdy's tits a suck from me honey, she's got a pair of beauties, hay Lost Lady, where's that lovely avatar gone anyway

P, I just love the Bay area. Why don't you show off your beautiful Bay area in your AV?

 

[CharleyH]

L., just looked at your profile. My youngest was born in 78. You win. Let's fuck.

Perdita

GREAT one - lol