Pissed Thread

[lucky-E-leven]

You'd think that since I 'attempt' to write lesbian smut that I'd be able to keep the damn pronouns straight with you two.

sigh

No matter. Just have her stay on her screen name and your friends/fans won't be so confused. Or is it that I've had too much to drink? No, it's probably got more to do with the fact that Minsue's coming over. Got me drunk as a skunk on anticipation.

Damn women.

~lucky

Looking forward to hearing those stories of body shots. Would you mind telling them with a patois accent?

 

[destinie21]

You'd think that since I 'attempt' to write lesbian smut that I'd be able to keep the damn pronouns straight with you two.

sigh

No matter. Just have her stay on her screen name and your friends/fans won't be so confused. Or is it that I've had too much to drink? No, it's probably got more to do with the fact that Minsue's coming over. Got me drunk as a skunk on anticipation.

Damn women.

~lucky

Looking forward to hearing those stories of body shots. Would you mind telling them with a patois accent?

lol I'm feelin bashy sweetie I can if you will

 

[lucky-E-leven]

lol I'm feelin bashy sweetie I can if you will

Did I not mention my full name?

Lucky Ready Willing

At your service, gorgeous.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Whoops sorry didn't know this was a girls only thread.....my bad.

LOL!

J

 

[lucky-E-leven]

It's not, but it seems as though only the ladies are drinking tonight. Are you tossing in to change that?

~lucky

 

[destinie21]

Did I not mention my full name?

Lucky Ready Willing

At your service, gorgeous.

~lucky

why dont you outline a list of willing to do

 

[lucky-E-leven]

why dont you outline a list of willing to do

Lawd Gawd, gal, ye tempt me to no end. My list is lengthy and p'raps better detailed in PM, no?

~lucky

Mwah

 

[destinie21]

lol my list may well be a novel.

 

[Guest]

Did I not mention my full name?

Lucky Ready Willing

At your service, gorgeous.

~lucky

Sorry to nitpick, but I think you misspelt "cervix" there, l.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Sorry to nitpick, but I think you misspelt "cervix" there, l.

Service is code for "cervix" dear Josh (I was attempting politeness for the virginal eyes here at Lit). You didn't hear her complaining did you? And besides any misspellt-ings, when I'm in the middle of cyber-seducing, are more than likely a result of typing with my nose. Thanks, for looking out for me, but last night I had it all under control.

~lucky

 

[destinie21]

lol no he didn't hear me complaining.
had he accused me of making other sounds... well then

 

[CharleyH]

Its monday. Where the hell are all you freaking flity drunks? Joe - Lou? Des, am I completely alone on a thread now

 

[gauchecritic]

Helloooo

Any body home? I've been drinking and reading the Peur thread in BDSM, so I'm both kinds of pissed. Still haven't posted to it though.

Gauche

 

[CharleyH]

Re: Helloooo

Any body home? I've been drinking and reading the Peur thread in BDSM, so I'm both kinds of pissed. Still haven't posted to it though.

Gauche

I'm home, but sober Maybe if I read that thread I will be pissed enough to need a stiff one

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Helloooo

I'm home, but sober Maybe if I read that thread I will be pissed enough to need a stiff one

Aw, Charlie. I really wish you wouldn't. I'll drink with you if you like. (Please don't post to it.)

Perdita

 

[CharleyH]

Re: Re: Re: Helloooo

Aw, Charlie. I really wish you wouldn't. I'll drink with you if you like. (Please don't post to it.)

Perdita

I won't post - but P, NOW you've made me doubley curious.

And a drink with you is always a priviledge

EDIT: besides I can't find any thread. I'm sober for gods sake, so I am starting to believe that it doesn't exist

 

[NoJo]

Pissed as a fart

Spitting, raining doggerel and caterwauling
my logorrrheal effluvia spills like briny spume all over my grimy keyboard. Hang on, that's not logorrheal effluvia, that's me can of Pimms. Bugger.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Can anyone explain the origin of the phrase "Three sheets to the wind?"

I need to know if this is the standard method of determining pissed-ness. If so, is this the beginning? Because I have a feeling I'm about 5 1/2 sheets to the wind right now.

~lucky

 

[CharleyH]

Pissed as a fart

Spitting, raining doggerel and caterwauling
my logorrrheal effluvia spills like briny spume all over my grimy keyboard. Hang on, that's not logorrheal effluvia, that's me can of Pimms. Bugger.

mm Joe - buying you your favorite shooter maybe THEN you'll be an obediant puppy . . . . sigh . . . patting your head and just about to tug your choke chain

 

[NoJo]

Good. Your inhibitions are lowered. Also your eyesight is probably not so good, so I most likely look nice....


Three sheets to the wind is a sailor's term (duh!)

When a boat has a loose sail it lurches about, drunkenly. If three sails (sheets) areflapping loose, -- "to the wind", then, well, that's three times as much staggering.


So you must have a fine set of rigging if you're 5 1/2 sheets to the wind...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Good. Your inhibitions are lowered. Also your eyesight is probably not so good, so I most likely look nice....


Three sheets to the wind is a sailor's term (duh!)

When a boat has a loose sail it lurches about, drunkenly. If three sails (sheets) areflapping loose, -- "to the wind", then, well, that's three times as much staggering.


So you must have a fine set of rigging if you're 5 1/2 sheets to the wind...

Quite stacked indeed, my friend.

~lucky (you always look nice, but for some reason now you look very rosy...is it just me? *hiccup*)

 

[NoJo]

Where d'you want me? Your choice -- crow's nest or poop deck

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Where d'you want me? Your choice -- crow's nest or poop deck

Both?

 

[NoJo]

Let me grab me mop and I'll start swabbing...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Is the mop really necessary?