Pissed Thread

[Guest]

Wow, looks like I'm behind I need to stock more booze here in my winter home.

I think I'll fire that damn butler and get a nice naughty girl to take care of the supplies.

Jmr

Shit can't even spell my own name, better go find some more booze. LOL

 

[NoJo]

I was just wondering the same thing....looks to be aflame

~lucky

The Czech Absinth Ritual

Pour 3/4 of a shot of Sebor Absinth in to a suitable glass. Take an Absinth spoon and rest it on the rim of the glass.

Place a sugar cube on the spoon and then pour the remaining shot of Sebor Absinth on the sugar. Then, holding the spoon above the Absinth, set light to the sugar.

Let it burn for a minute or so. The sugar will bubble and begin to caramelize. Once the flame is beginning to die down, stir the sugar into the Absinth.

Pour in cold water and drink.


Except I don't bother with the water.

 

[CharleyH]

Wow, looks like I'm behind I need to stock more booze here in my winter home.

I think I'll fire that damn butler and get a nice naughty girl to take care of the supplies.

Jmr

Hm, the butler could be fun though! Nice and naughty? Never heard of such a woman, none the less describe the supplies laughing! Cuz you won't.

Breath - men - always wanting details but never giving any.

 

[Wills]

Bugger you Joe

I'm on my third Anis, Carnival proper started 45 minutes ago and the boys dressed as girls outside are beginning to look like girls.

Think I better have another one.

Will's

PS Actuly you can tell the men dressed as girls, theres a big mirror on the wall of the shop opposite and the men dressed as girls are the only ones that adjust their breasts.

 

[Guest]

Bugger you Joe

Can I watch?

Lou

 

[NoJo]

I'm on my way to the airport (quick look in mirror first, adjusts tits)...

 

[NoJo]

Can I watch?

Lou

Sure, but remember, you've given up smirking.

 

[NoJo]

Hey Wills, do they play Brazilian Samba at Portuguese Carnaval?

 

[Wills]

You will need the Yellow Latex, theres a nip in the air.

Lou - you know better!

Will's

 

[Guest]

You will need the Yellow Latex, theres a nip in the air.

Lou - you know better!

Will's

I know, honey, but I just couldn't resist. After everything you'd said in that post, that sentence was crying out to be abused.

Lou

P.S. Joe, don't forget your splint.

 

[Wills]

No Samba tonight, but if you get the early flight, the parade starts at 4.00. Should be plenty of Samba, booze and fun. Bring your umbrella.

Tonights boys and girls night, we are on a corner that leads down to the clubs, guess they are all having Carnival parties.

Will's

 

[Guest]

I don't expect you'll be getting much sleep tonight then, Wills?!

Keep drinking!

Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Phooey...I'm missing Carnival!

probably best, as I've a tendency to flash my tits for little or no reason at all, and what better place? but I'm celebrating in the back yard with a girl friend and some Goldschlager...should be interesting.

~lucky

Still thinking I need some sugary, flaming Absinth though....Joe?

 

[Wills]

(And Smokin)

If your attempt fails I suggest we all give up like a NaNo challenge, might work for me.

The night is yet young. The bottles half full and no where near half empty.

Will's

 

[Guest]

(And Smokin)

If your attempt fails I suggest we all give up like a NaNo challenge, might work for me.

The night is yet young. The bottles half full and no where near half empty.

Will's

*sobs quietly*

GET A GRIP, KATIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Better now.

What were you saying? Oh yeah, good idea, mate! I won't fail, but that's not a bad idea.

I'll let you know.

Lou

 

[RenzaJones]

I could use a drink

 

[dirtylover]

Yay

I'm drunked. This thread is for me. akkl I love you. Why's there a half eaten cheeeese cake in front of me?

So many things. jk So mnay leetters to p[ress. it's all so confusing. A bit like life.

rink.


drink. mmmmm.

fuk orf. Bastard.

 

[Guest]

LMAO!!!

 

[SadieRose]

Not drunk enough!

Need drink! Where fridge? Where cider gone?

*falls over*

 

[CharleyH]

Hey Wills, do they play Brazilian Samba at Portuguese Carnaval?

ok Joe - don't know what the hell is in your martini glass - probably because it's wednesday and not the monday night drinking club! I' god dam sober. What the hell is in your glass?

Discussing your new AV, not this quote I just quoted.

 

[Guest]

Charley, it's his steaming absinthe. P.

 

[Guest]

Question: how much booze does it take to edit a 90K word story.

A: don't know yet I'm only half done

Send your booze to Kansas, God knows we need it.

J

 

[CharleyH]

Charley, it's his steaming absinthe. P.

Beautiful eye Perdita, not quite as Bunuel as Lauren's, but nonetheless - are you keeping your eye on us or what! Grumbel ( no dictionary - shoot me

 

[Guest]

Send your booze to twatsville, lol

 

[Guest]

Thanks, Charley. I was getting tired of my face and this makes it not so much me (for me). I received a nice subtly lewd compliment from another author. He said, "I really like your current AV with the little bit of blond hair contrasted with your dark eyebrows (which remind me of something else entirely)."

Perdita (no, don't ask who said that )