Piers Morgan

[geronimo_appleby]

Oh my God, you're right!

I can't give her up, I CAN'T! But I feel much better!

okay, i'll accept amanda redman instead.

 

[Recidiva]

Do you guys have Bill Nighy or do we?

Has Simon Pegg gotten all America'ed?

Actually, I'm starting to see why you guys might resent us a tad.

 

[Recidiva]

okay, i'll accept amanda redman instead.

We already have Kathleen Turner, who may not be able to do the accent, but looks a lot like her and has a really nice voice.

 

[torchthebitch]

as in jeremy? he's got a face that shovels were designed for.

...and cowell can have a twatting as well.

He asked. I answered.

And perming one from three I have to say I'd be May. But driving like I stole it.

 

[butters]

Do you guys have Bill Nighy or do we?

Has Simon Pegg gotten all America'ed?

Actually, I'm starting to see why you guys might resent us a tad.

get your grubby paws off peggi, i've got dibs on him. *puts up dukes*

can i persuade you to take sharon bleedin' osbourne off our hands? you get louis wlsh for free

 

[Recidiva]

get your grubby paws off peggi, i've got dibs on him. *puts up dukes*

can i persuade you to take sharon bleedin' osbourne off our hands? you get louis wlsh for free

Whatever Simon decides...I can't break his heart in the divorce.

Yes, I actually adore Sharon. Though I can't...actually watch...anything she's in...but she's a doll as a person.

She's like RuPaul, just appreciated for goodheartedness and campy zane.

So we will take her and give you...Paula Abdul? I'm not being fair. Okay. You can have...The entire cast of Vampire Diaries? They will make money for you! They don't eat much!

Neither of us have Hasselhoff anymore, do we? Doesn't he belong to Germany now?

 

[butters]

Whatever Simon decides...I can't break his heart in the divorce.

Yes, I actually adore Sharon. Though I can't...actually watch...anything she's in...but she's a doll as a person.

She's like RuPaul, just appreciated for goodheartedness and campy zane.

So we will take her and give you...Paula Abdul? I'm not being fair. Okay. You can have...The entire cast of Vampire Diaries? They will make money for you! They don't eat much!

Neither of us have Hasselhoff anymore, do we? Doesn't he belong to Germany now?

nooooo! not paula abdul #legwarmersattheready

vampy wilty vamps? newp.
if timing's not an issue, i'll take clint eastwood in his spaghetti days, or vin diesel now. he can go in my collector's cabinet right next to jason statham

 

[Aquagal]

Gerard Butler is a keeper.

 

[Recidiva]

Gerard Butler is a keeper.

Yes, but he's Scots.

 

[Recidiva]

nooooo! not paula abdul #legwarmersattheready

vampy wilty vamps? newp.
if timing's not an issue, i'll take clint eastwood in his spaghetti days, or vin diesel now. he can go in my collector's cabinet right next to jason statham

Done!

I cannot wait to get rid of Clint. Fire sale! Free!

 

[Aquagal]

Done!

I cannot wait to get rid of Clint. Fire sale! Free!

Seriously? Have you seen Clint part Deux?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

uhm ... may i have brandi love, please?

 

[Recidiva]

Seriously? Have you seen Clint part Deux?

Hated Million Dollar Baby and the empty chair speech was okay, though Million Dollar Baby had better comedy. *rimshot*

If you keep winning awards for unbelievably depressing movies I can't sit through, then yes, here's your ticket, Carmel will miss you, bye!

 

[Recidiva]

uhm ... may i have brandi love, please?

Sure, she looks nice but I'm sure won't miss her family or career, you'll take good care of her, change her cage, keep her water fresh?

We already have Ian McKellan and Patrick Stewart. And Ben Kingsley.

You guys can have your pick of the Feinnes brothers back.

We would like to have Sean Bean, but he probably wouldn't survive the passage in any vehicle. That guy...

 

[Dazzle1]

Regardless of physical or vocal similarities, that is not what I commented upon.

I can't...the words...it's just wrong. I'm in an alternate universe where Stephen Fry is somehow drawing a parallel to Piers Morgan because somehow Piers Morgan is relevant in any way to anything. Because they're both in news, because they're both British? Stephen Fry wasn't portraying a complete dumbass. He was playing an intelligent political and intellectual strategist who finally decided to "come out" as being intelligent and gay and he was killed.

Stephen Fry's character was clever and dry and not at all a COMPLETE FUCKING MORON. Granted I slept through most of the movie and I hated it because "Torturing people and blowing stuff up = Awesome!" is not a message I respond to well.

Sorry, I am resorting to capitals because I believe parts of my brain just 'sploded.

I'm wondering if Michio Kaku played himself, would he be lampooning Bill Nye the Science Guy.

That's not fair because Bill Nye is pretty damned smart and more relevant than PIERS FUCKING MORGAN! Whose name I have forgotten three times in this post and I had to check and not be saying Piers Anthony who is STILL MORE FUCKING RELEVANT.

I believe I shall pant now. Yes. That seems best.

It is their facial expressions and apperance.

I like Fry but it is pretty obvious the similarities in manner and guesures.

Hope that is clear enough for everyone

 

[Recidiva]

It is their facial expressions and apperance.

I like Fry but it is pretty obvious the similarities in manner and guesures.

Hope that is clear enough for everyone

Okay, so when you said everybody knew, you meant you knew. And Sean apparently.

I don't think Stephen Fry knew.

Okay. Maybe you knew Piers before you knew Stephen.

But Stephen Fry is comedy ROYALTY and branched into acting and voice acting and has been busy distinguishing himself in so many more fields than a crap CNN commentator who couldn't get another job. ELIOT SPITZER had that job. BLOND CHICKS have that job.

Piers whatever the fuck...I swear, I think Brosnan and Anthony and my mind simply will not grant him beinghood and that's for a good reason...

Is irrelevant to the transcendent awesomeness that is Stephen Fry.

Not his "pretentiousness"

I'll assume you meant that and I'll understand.