Piers Morgan

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Does anybody else feel the overwhelming urge to punch this smirking know-it-all in his piehole?

He just loves to tell America how we are doing it all wrong.

Hey Morgan here's a clue. Fuck off.

I am waiting for the day when one of his guests just ups and kicks his ass.

Kills me how he has banned certain high profile celebs from his show. A show struggling in the ratings.

Now he has decided to take on Jon Stewart. LOL Good luck with that. :D
 
I haven't once watched his show, but I would watch it if Jon was on and someone else turned on the TV for me.
 
It's a pretty good show. Except when gun violence happens which is Tuesday.
 
Fuck, don't talk smack about Gordon.

Why not? He wouldn't mind. He'd call me a donkey or a cow and we'd be even except for all the other people he's abused.

The dude can cook, but really, the man has no manners unless they're bad.
 
Oh I do hope someone gut's that spineless excuse for a worm in a back alley....
 
We're never giving Rebel Wilson back to Australia, no matter what they say.
 
Why not? He wouldn't mind. He'd call me a donkey or a cow and we'd be even except for all the other people he's abused.

The dude can cook, but really, the man has no manners unless they're bad.

I worked in a few places waiting tables in my youth. Most chefs do act like primadonna assfucks in the kitchen.

Chefs who are actually chefs and create are like artists. Temperamental.I think Gordon is an overachiever who strives for perfection and has no tolerance for other without the same drive. Uncouth? Yep. Considering the history of his youth I am impressed with what he has achieved. Is he an ass? Yeah at times. Is he fun to watch? I like it.
 
I worked in a few places waiting tables in my youth. Most chefs do act like primadonna assfucks in the kitchen.

Chefs who are actually chefs and create are like artists. Temperamental.I think Gordon is an overachiever who strives for perfection and has no tolerance for other without the same drive. Uncouth? Yep. Considering the history of his youth I am impressed with what he has achieved. Is he an ass? Yeah at times. Is he fun to watch? I like it.

I think he has Asperger's. Made it work for him.

But I listened to Marcus Samuelsson's book "Yes Chef"

"One of the juicy tidbits from Marcus Samuelsson's memoir "Yes, Chef" involved this one time Gordon Ramsay called him a "fucking black bastard" for not naming Ramsay among his favorite British chefs. Ramsay's spokesman denies the account, accusing Samuelsson of writing it simply "in order to garner publicity" for his book."

Guess who I believe? Huh? Can you guess? Can you! It's the guy not named Gordon Ramsay!

Yeah, he's totally fun to watch and I do watch, but I have no illusions about his character.

On Master Chef Joe Bastianich bugs me more because he just wants to look like having a cool stare means he's a culinary expert.

Yes, chefs do think they have to be assholes to succeed, but Eric Ripert and Jose Andres are not assholes and have excellent food and don't make me want to throw things at them.
 
Does anybody else feel the overwhelming urge to punch this smirking know-it-all in his piehole?

He just loves to tell America how we are doing it all wrong.

Hey Morgan here's a clue. Fuck off.

I am waiting for the day when one of his guests just ups and kicks his ass.

Kills me how he has banned certain high profile celebs from his show. A show struggling in the ratings.

Now he has decided to take on Jon Stewart. LOL Good luck with that. :D
I freely admidt I do, although I would never watch his drivel on a regular basis.

He reminds me of the actor who wason Bones and played sherlock Holmes brother in Game of Shadows.
 
I freely admidt I do, although I would never watch his drivel on a regular basis.

He reminds me of the actor who wason Bones and played sherlock Holmes brother in Game of Shadows.

Gordon Ramsay reminds you of Stephen Fry?

...

checking.

Stephen Fry is a comic genius, not an asshole unless it is scripted in a dry, witty way.

Other than being from approximately the same geologic location I do not see it at all.
 
We did get Hugh Laurie on loan, but we can't claim Stephen and I don't know who I could possibly trade for the pair that would work.
 
Gordon Ramsay reminds you of Stephen Fry?

...

checking.

Stephen Fry is a comic genius, not an asshole unless it is scripted in a dry, witty way.

Other than being from approximately the same geologic location I do not see it at all.

And they look and sound almost identical. To the point that everybody knew exactly who he was portraying in V for Vendetta.
 
I don't care for him but he did do a good job of interviewing Rick Warren who's son committed suicide. :(
 
And they look and sound almost identical. To the point that everybody knew exactly who he was portraying in V for Vendetta.

Um...no.

In V for Vendetta he was a gay celebrity who wanted to stand up and say he was gay. That means he was mostly playing himself.

Are you guys on some sort of drugs that are unavailable to me? Did they come from England?

I also hated V for Vendetta kthxbye.

exceptforstephenfry
 
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