Pickup trucks are just like women...

Shagly

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They will both suck you dry and leave you hanging at the pump.
 
Men are like coolers. Load 'em up with beer and you can take them anywhere.
 
Mine's an F-250 4WD with leaf springs and 10 ply tires, so it's a rough ride. Yeah, definitely how I like it.
 
In 20 years My GMC 1500 has never let me down, well except when the radiator sprang a leak!

She's worn out some tires, and her paint is a little shabby. but she warms up quick and always has gotten me there!

If she had a built in cock sucker, she'd be all I'd ever need.
 
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