Pick Your Poison

The best shot is, a fifth of vodka poured into a giant cup of ice! Limes or cranberry are optional.
 
The best shot is, a fifth of vodka poured into a giant cup of ice! Limes or cranberry are optional.

These days there are so many flavored vodkas that if you cannot find a vodka based drink you are really freakin picky. I made pineapple upside down cake for a little pre~bar cocktail hour at my place once and they REALLY tasted like the cake...

Go figure, it was cake vodka, pineapple juice, a splash of cherry, garnish with pineapple and a cherry and voila...for those of you who like that crap you are welcome!
 
Jack and Coke, sometimes I can go for a little Crown. It's been a long time since I've done shots though.
 
Unless that's some Jose Cuervo garbage, that is a waste of tequila. It's to be savored and sipped, not licked out of some sluts lintey belly hole. For shame!

Good sluts have lintless belly holes for just such an occasion!
 
Jack and Coke, sometimes I can go for a little Crown. It's been a long time since I've done shots though.

I used to adore jack...sadly, we have went our seperate ways. I *try* to behave myself now, but, I am a Wisconsinite, I have my weaknesses! Plus I am allergic to wine, sooooo I have to like something!
 
These days there are so many flavored vodkas that if you cannot find a vodka based drink you are really freakin picky. I made pineapple upside down cake for a little pre~bar cocktail hour at my place once and they REALLY tasted like the cake...

Go figure, it was cake vodka, pineapple juice, a splash of cherry, garnish with pineapple and a cherry and voila...for those of you who like that crap you are welcome!

I'm a purists. I refuse to bend down to get my liquor off the bottom shelf... Albeit expensive, but to me, it's worth it. I had a drink of a chuck norris recently at a wedding... It was vial! If I really want to savor, give me a nice pure tequila or vodka on the rocks. I will sip and enjoy. Unless it's a goal, then I buy a cheap half gallon of McCormick and drink it straight from the bottle. There is not taste in that case, mearly a goal.
 
Back in the day: bourbon, neat.

Now: water, chilled.

And when I'm feeling wild: chamomile tea, warm

I'm boring now. But much healthier. :cool:
 
I'm a purists. I refuse to bend down to get my liquor off the bottom shelf... Albeit expensive, but to me, it's worth it. I had a drink of a chuck norris recently at a wedding... It was vial! If I really want to savor, give me a nice pure tequila or vodka on the rocks. I will sip and enjoy. Unless it's a goal, then I buy a cheap half gallon of McCormick and drink it straight from the bottle. There is not taste in that case, mearly a goal.

Drink Wisconsinably! (It's a thing I swear ~ I have the t~shirt and if I ever get home I will prove it!) I never have the goal of getting intoxicated, but, ummm, occasionally, it happens. I am merely a social butterfly and my presence is required on certain nights or pool and dart league will SUFFER!!!!

Yeah, because they've cleaned it out from the last dude load... Who likes a belly button of crusty cum?

That's just gross....perhaps I will forever be the giver of the shots and no longer receive....
 
Back in the day: bourbon, neat.

Now: water, chilled.

And when I'm feeling wild: chamomile tea, warm

I'm boring now. But much healthier. :cool:

I'm way healthy, other than alcohol, water is all I drink!!!
 
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