Pick Up Lines?

[jussforfun]

I'm sure theres a thread buried here about this subject but just in case there aint, then how bout it ladies or gents whats some of the strangest, weirdest, worst, best , pick up lines used or used on?????

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you

 

[midwestyankee]

The only one that ever worked for me was when I first met the woman who is now my wife. We had been tossed together on a project and after working in the same room for a week I said, "If you know a good bar around here, I'll buy you a drink."

I guess you could say it worked.

 

[John Roberts]

My worst one......
Ummm.....

Frequently used in the presence of beauty. God only knows how many women I have complimented and they did not know it.

 

[jussforfun]

My worst one......
Ummm.....

Frequently used in the presence of beauty. God only knows how many women I have complimented and they did not know it.

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?

 

[John Roberts]

I used to know this guy who always had women, he was ugly but persistent,
He would work the bar over until he found one that would go home with him.........say he would ask 50 before one would say yes and believe it or not he would frequently be in the presence of a very attractive woman.
I am much too shy for such a tactic and do not like making a nuisance of myself.....now a smile from across the room may bolster my courage.

 

[jussforfun]

I used to know this guy who always had women, he was ugly but persistent,
He would work the bar over until he found one that would go home with him.........say he would ask 50 before one would say yes and believe it or not he would frequently be in the presence of a very attractive woman.
I am much too shy for such a tactic and do not like making a nuisance of myself.....now a smile from across the room may bolster my courage.

Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size

 

[mayi]

http://cascadia.verunne.net/gallery/sketches/crossover/pickup.jpg

 

[CherryPop22]

-a few
~ i lost my number can i have yours?
~do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
~how many bones are in the human body?
~I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight?
~ i think i can see myself in your pants
~nice shoes wanna fuck?
~i love ur oufit it would go good with my carpet