Pick up lines

[Epiphany]

I'm sure, somewhere, sometime, someone started a thread like this, but I'm startin' another one.

We've all heard cheesy pick up lines...some are cheesier than others....and some are actually quite good. Do you have a sure-fire pick up line you use? What's the funniest one you've ever heard? Cleverest? Did any actually work?

 

[RastaPope]

"Do you have come on your face? No? Want some?"

 

[glamorilla]

"hi."

 

[Texan]

"Would you like to have breakfast with me?"
"Should I call you, or just nudge you?"

 

[Star of Penumbra]

"Wanna have sex?"

 

[peachykeen]

"I've got chains and leather, if you've got some free time."

"I have over 30 piercings of my cock and balls."


(No, neither of them worked on me, go figure )

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

" wanna see my O face?"

oh, oh, oh ... Shplurk!

 

[k¡tty]

Did your mother have sex with a carrot? 'Cause you have lovely eyes.

I know that I don't look like much but I can hold my breath for ages.

I saw you looking at me from across the room. I'll give you a chance to catch your breath.


And my personal fave ~

Nice shoes.

 

[pop_54]

mmm

"Before I waste money on your drinks, am I going to get the ride later"

"What you gunna call our kid"

So many to use

pops.........

 

[Chuckus]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

"The Rolls is outside, the jet is at the airport, and dinner is in Paris. All I need is somebody to share it with."

 

[Epiphany]

"If I had a nickel for every woman I've seen as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents"

"Do you know where the lost and found is here? I seem to have lost myself in your eyes"

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

"As long as I have a face, you'll never want for a place to sit."

 

[Epiphany]

LOL....there are some great ones here...thanks for sharing

 

[myrgth]

"Hi. You look bored."

 

[Chuckus]

Talking to lady "Do you have any German or Finnish in you?"

She responds "Why no, why?"

Responding to lady "Cool, let's fuck then and you will then"

LOL.