Pick-Up Lines that WORK!!!

[KookyDooky]

Tell me about the pick-up lines that have WORKED for you, or the ones that you heard that worked for someone else. Pick-up lines, ice-breakers, hot topics to talk about...you name it I want to hear it. I want to hear all those smooth lines people are dropping...but please, none of those cheese-ball lines.

Elroy

 

[honeylick]

Tell me about the pick-up lines that have WORKED for you, or the ones that you heard that worked for someone else. Pick-up lines, ice-breakers, hot topics to talk about...you name it I want to hear it. I want to hear all those smooth lines people are dropping...but please, none of those cheese-ball lines.

Elroy

cheese-balls are tasty

 

[honeylick]

cheese on your balls, now thats a different story...

 

[lilminx]

cheese on your balls, now thats a different story...

Ewwww.... smegma....

 

[KookyDooky]

I'll get things started. My brother used this one.

Location: at a bar in a club

He says: "Hey, nice shoes, wanna go on a date?"
she says: "Uh...I don't even know you."
He says: "That's why we should go on a date!"

Result: went out for dinner 2 days later (not sure what transpired after this)

 

[honeylick]

that is full of cheese


stinky

 

[Guest]

The line that I fell for......"Wanna go for a punt ride?" Go figure!

 

[Spinaroonie]

"HEy baby I don't got aids."

 

[KookyDooky]

cheese on your balls, now thats a different story...

You into that sort of stuff? I hope you're talking about cheese that's been put there on purpose...and not the cheese that grows there as a result of diseases or from not washing!

 

[Lancecastor]

" Hey, wanna go to my place and smoke a joint?"

always worked* for me, but my sure fire line is:

"Hi I'm Lance."
























*when I lived in the fashion district a short stumble from a bunch of meet markets.

 

[honeylick]

You into that sort of stuff? ...

watch it junior... you might burn your finger...

 

[honeylick]

" Hey, wanna go to my place and smoke a joint?"

always worked* for me, but my sure fire line is:

"Hi I'm Lance."


*when I lived in the fashion district a short stumble from a bunch of meet markets.

we all know lance is code for

'i think you are hot
come back to my place
i'll fuck you silly'

 

[clio]

"HEy baby I don't got aids."

I was going to say that you're making a mistake looking for a one-size-fits-all answer when only custom-fit will do.

But that was before I experienced the brilliant eloquence of Spinaroonie ...

 

[Guest]

 

[Lancecastor]

we all know lance is code for

'i think you are hot
come back to my place
i'll fuck you silly'

And all along I thought they liked me for my pretty blue eyes and nice smile.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

LMAO

" Hey, wanna go to my place and smoke a joint?"

always worked* for me, but my sure fire line is:

"Hi I'm Lance."


It Always Works Fer Me Too, Lance!






















*when I lived in the fashion district a short stumble from a bunch of meet markets.

 

[honeylick]

And all along I thought they liked me for my pretty blue eyes and nice smile.

-shaking head-
its the big gun you are holding there

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

"I'm rich and want to take you to Paris for dinner."

 

[Bidin~Time]

And all along I thought they liked me for my pretty blue eyes and nice smile.

That.....and the "free" pot.

 

[Guest]

 

[Lost Cause]

Never fails......

"Hey, let's go for a ride on my Harley."

*The rules for females after that are clear, they don't call them "Milwaukee Vibrators" for nothing!

 

[Guest]

"I'm rich and want to take you to Paris for dinner."

....and to think I went in that punt! *sigh*

 

[Lancecastor]

That.....and the "free" pot.

Okay, okay, so it was the pretty blue eyes, nice smile... plus free pot, full basket and groovy downtown pad.

Grrls. You're all so shallow.

mmmmmmmmshallow...

 

[DrHike]

Offers

You need to distinguish between a pick up line and an offer.

If I say "I'll give you a $1M to spend the night with me." I don't think that qualifies as a pick up line, although it would probably be successful.

 

[LukkyKnight]

....and to think I went in that punt! *sigh*

and ignored the Harley.