Pick-Up Lines that WORK!!!

[Guest]

Harley's scare me.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Harley's scare me.

Oh.
How are you with Knights?

 

[Guest]

Lukky knights?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Wow, you read my mind, gp. That's cool!

 

[Guest]

Wow, you read my mind, gp. That's cool!

Hmmmm.. possible sarcasm siting.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Hmmmm.. possible sarcasm siting.

How about "Wanna go to Paris to punt Harleys?"

 

[LukkyKnight]

Hmmmm.. possible sarcasm siting.

No, no, I like it. Really.

Now, can you tell me what I'm going to have for dinner?

 

[someplace]

Sorry to interrupt the little hijack action ya got goin' there, LK, but back to the subject at hand...

I am TOLD by my sometimes-stranger-than-strange S/O, that a few decades ago he occasionally wore a short leather skirt for performances. *rolls eyes* ...anyway...apparently he had amazing luck with the line, "Excuse me, but do you think my [insert fav word for 'manly parts'] is too long for this skirt?" He CLAIMS the chicks ALWAYS looked and usually started a more in-depth conversation.

Okay, yeah, he has nice legs, but *shaking my head* this is so bizarre a pick up line, it deserved mentioning in this thread.

 

[Guest]

How about "Wanna go to Paris to punt Harleys?"

LOL

 

[Guest]

No, no, I like it. Really.

Now, can you tell me what I'm going to have for dinner?

Not only do I avoid Harleys when ever possible I have no original ideas. Sorry.

 

[Lost Cause]

Scared of Harleys = scared of living.....

The bestest way to get a good thing going for guys is to wear a kilt. Women always want to know, if the claymore is sheathed, or not.

 

[Guest]

The bestest way to get a good thing going for guys is to wear a kilt. Women always want to know, if the claymore is sheathed, or not.

If that was flashed in my direction I'd be doing the highland fling alright!

A bit draughty on a Harley, though.

 

[KookyDooky]

watch it junior... you might burn your finger...

Ouch!

Guess I've been a bad boy..."Elroy the bad boy"
I deserve a spanking!

 

[GrittyRingo]

Hi, I'm [insert name], I have a 6 inch tongue, and I can breathe through my ears!

That should do it!

The funniest one I've heard used is:

Guy: Hi, I'm fairly direct, do you fancy a fuck?
Girl: Err No.
Guy: Oh, ok, well would you mind lying down while I have one then?

 

[Bidin~Time]

Hi, I'm [insert name], I have a 6 inch tongue, and I can breathe through my ears!

That should do it!

The funniest one I've heard used is:

Guy: Hi, I'm fairly direct, do you fancy a fuck?
Girl: Err No.
Guy: Oh, ok, well would you mind lying down while I have one then?

That one might work, once I quit choking on my drink.

 

[KookyDooky]

Hi, I'm [insert name], I have a 6 inch tongue, and I can breathe through my ears!

whoa!

 

[KookyDooky]