Pick Me Up!

[BubblyBookworm]

With the holiday season upon us, what are some inventive lines you could use to meet someone new?

Mine:

" Nice wrapping, but I need to inspect it."


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[medicmike]

Nice candy canes. May I have a lick

 

[Girly_girl]

Can I take a picture of you?I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Are you on the naughty list? Do you want to be?

 

[Ravenloft]

I've been on Santa's naughty list since I saw you.

 

[Ravenloft]

Damn it ice! You beat me! Fuck!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Damn it ice! You beat me! Fuck!

Yours is different . It still works!

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Yours is different . It still works!

"Hey Hot Stuff, ever do it in a sleigh?"

 

[medicmike]

You are so hot all the snow is melting !!!

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Are your parents beavers? Cuz DAM.

I'm a dungeon master of love. And you've cast a level 7 charm spell on me.

Have some eggnog on me. And maybe later I can get on you.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Are your parents beavers? Cuz DAM.

I'm a dungeon master of love. And you've cast a level 7 charm spell on me.

Have some eggnog on me. And maybe later I can get on you.

LOL!!!! "I can get you off the Naughty List."

 

[BubblyBookworm]

You are so hot all the snow is melting !!!

"It's the heat in my cocoa."

 

[cruise14]

Are you Christmas?...
Because I want to Merry you...

 

[medicmike]

Want to play with my jingle balls

 

[Penuche]

Christmas is so commercialised, I think we should celebrate this time of year in an older way - staying in, feasting, drinking, fucking...

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Christmas is so commercialised, I think we should celebrate this time of year in an older way - staying in, feasting, drinking, fucking...

"That's one way to do it; how about we rock around the Christmas tree?"

 

[Iceprincess12]

My chest...your nuts...open fire

You in?

 

[Iceprincess12]

I seem to be out of cocktail stirrers

Lend me yours?

 

[islandjoe2]

Would you mind if I emptied my Christmas sack down your chimney?

 

[Iceprincess12]

I really could use a tea bag...

 

[walkingeagle]

I have a sac---

 

[Ginmill72]

Would you look atvthay, there's a miseltoe on my belt, best if you kiss below it.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I love running the tip of my tongue around a lifesaver then in and out of the tight little hole...

Tell me you have one

 

[lilydance]

Can you help me with these lights cause I'm a pretty knotty girl

 

[Penuche]

Oh great, you found the last available bundle of cinnamon sticks, or are you just pleased to see me?