Pick Me Up!

Can I take a picture of you?I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.
 
Are your parents beavers? Cuz DAM.

I'm a dungeon master of love. And you've cast a level 7 charm spell on me.

Have some eggnog on me. And maybe later I can get on you.
 
Are your parents beavers? Cuz DAM.

I'm a dungeon master of love. And you've cast a level 7 charm spell on me.

Have some eggnog on me. And maybe later I can get on you.
LOL!!!! "I can get you off the Naughty List."
 
Christmas is so commercialised, I think we should celebrate this time of year in an older way - staying in, feasting, drinking, fucking... :devil:
 
Christmas is so commercialised, I think we should celebrate this time of year in an older way - staying in, feasting, drinking, fucking... :devil:
"That's one way to do it; how about we rock around the Christmas tree?"
 
Would you mind if I emptied my Christmas sack down your chimney?
 
Would you look atvthay, there's a miseltoe on my belt, best if you kiss below it.
 
I love running the tip of my tongue around a lifesaver then in and out of the tight little hole...

Tell me you have one :)
 
Can you help me with these lights cause I'm a pretty knotty girl
 
Oh great, you found the last available bundle of cinnamon sticks, or are you just pleased to see me?
 
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