Phone Cards

thumbs2_ca

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I just finished a 120 minute phone card.
I am averaging about 3 to 4 orgasms per card and I thought I would see what others on here are averaging.
 
Ok, so that's 4 orgasms in 2 hours.. that's one every 1/2 hour right?????

You know this is really weird, but I'm sure I could hand out that many in that time slot...... ;) :p
 
lol

T.H. I am thinking that being a lady you would probably be enjoying twice the number, if not more, during the same time frame though.
I think guys should be getting discounts on these cards.
I am going to complain to A T & T!!!:mad:
 
Re: lol

thumbs2_ca said:
T.H. I am thinking that being a lady you would probably be enjoying twice the number, if not more, during the same time frame though.
Mmmmmm I'm one hell of a Lady when I get to chat with one hell of a man..... :eek: :cool: :p :D
 
No phone card

but, a cell phone with 3500 free minutes nationwide.

Imagine what one could do with that baby!

:D
 
cheap thrills...

$.035 per minute x 30 minutes per orgasm = $1.05 thrill..

Conclusion: hell of a lot cheaper than being married.:cool:
 
lol

I was kind of thinking this thread would slip off into obscurity as I posted it in a euphoric state and then thought better of it, too late. lol
3500 minutes!! geez you will wear out your cum button. :)

One downside to phone cards is when you are in the heat of the moment and the operator comes on to say you have one minute remaining. It was good for a laugh at least..
 
Re: lol

thumbs2_ca said:

One downside to phone cards is when you are in the heat of the moment and the operator comes on to say you have one minute remaining. It was good for a laugh at least..

That damn operator is the reason i never let my card get below 100 minutes left. I learned after the first time she interrupted.
 
Re: No phone card

MissTaken said:
but, a cell phone with 3500 free minutes nationwide.

Imagine what one could do with that baby!

:D

I knew there was a reason why I wanted to turn my cell phone back on.:)
 
london drugs eh?

i will check them out. I got the 120 minute one from Walmart.
It sounds like yours was a better deal although my calls were not to the U.S. so that shortened them somewhat I am sure.
 
Angel gave me this hint about a year ago. Sam's club- AT&T cards are down to 3.47 cents per minute. (It would be more in beaver bucks, of course.) A 2,000 minute card lasts forever and is cheaper than any home plan for long distance I've found. I can't remember the last time I just dialed a long distance call on my home phone without using the phone card.

But cell phones are the best bet these days for those of us in the U.S. I switched mine to a program with free nights (after 9 pm)and weekends so I almost never use the phone card anymore.
 
No more phone cards for me, it's cellular all the way.
I want MissT's 3,500 minute plan.
Can just imagine all the orgasms.:eek:
 
wiggles

No they don't show up on the phone bill because they are toll free numbers that you go through on a prepaid basis and they just keep subracting until you get the 1:00 warning.
 
Wiggles said:
Do those show up on the phone bill?

*Just curious*

;)

No, you dial a toll free number. Nothing on your phone bill at all.

I have lots of free cell minutes and long distance but i hate holding the damn thing and dealing with it getting hot from being used continuously for an hour or so.
 
good point Bratcat

Someone closer would be a lot cheaper but a helluva lot more dangerous..lol
a 1-800 number eh? wanna share?
Oh wait that would mean male.. nooooooooooooo... It is ok. :eek:
 
*bratcat* said:
Thanks, Chey...unfortunately, I don't know where the closest Sam's is to BC...

I think you still need to be a Sam's Club member, but they also can be purchased from the Sam's Club website. No delivery charge, either.
 
Re: london drugs eh?

thumbs2_ca said:
It sounds like yours was a better deal although my calls were not to the U.S. so that shortened them somewhat I am sure.
True... but would you get the same quality of call without the international flavour???? ;)
 
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