Pet peeves

[bluebell]

Is this thing on?

Hmm. I'm never going to Nepal; I have plenty of sunscreen; jelly beans rot your teeth. I guess I'll take the wit, but since you can't really give that to me, you'll have to share it. Often. And in large doses.

Okay good. 'Cause I lied about the coins and sunscreen. You'd just be a sunburned, penurous clod with no teeth due to jellybeanism.

No matter how much she shares, she'll always have a rich supply.

"Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour.

No, sure, my lord, my mother cried, but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born."

<bats eyelashes>

You're the same. Never be enough Mo.

 

[bluebell]

Yup.

As for pet peeves... People who use the turn lane for a passing lane. I always wish for two people to try that at the same time and then enjoy the head-on collision.

Ah. You learn well, young patowan. Head-on collision for dweeby fucktards. Very good.

 

[Ekserb]

As for pet peeves... People who use the turn lane for a passing lane. I always wish for two people to try that at the same time and then enjoy the head-on collision.

Who is this and how did he steal my identity?

 

[monique1971]

Who is this and how did he steal my identity?

He identified the literary reference, so he's not doing a very good job of impersonating you.

 

[Ekserb]

He identified the literary reference, so he's not doing a very good job of impersonating you.

Oh, like anyone couldn't just look that up on the internet. Please.

 

[monique1971]

Oh, like anyone couldn't just look that up on the internet. Please.

Hm. You have a point there. Maybe no one reads anything anymore. Except bluebell and me, of course.

I bet I could tell the difference between you and an imposter.

 

[Ekserb]

I bet I could tell the difference between you and an imposter.

I've thought of setting up a different persona and logging every now and then to see how I'd be accepted as a really nice suck-ass liberal. Fortunately, I don't have the time nor the inclination for such an endeavor.

You could probably tell the difference between me and someone posing as me, but could you ferret out me posing as someone else?

 

[monique1971]

I've thought of setting up a different persona and logging every now and then to see how I'd be accepted as a really nice suck-ass liberal. Fortunately, I don't have the time nor the inclination for such an endeavor.

I once ran a similar experiment. I won't tell who I was.

You could probably tell the difference between me and someone posing as me, but could you ferret out me posing as someone else?

I'd like to think I could, but probably not.

 

[Ekserb]

I once ran a similar experiment. I won't tell who I was.

Interesting.

I'd like to think I could, but probably not.

Ah, who am I kidding? It wouldn't be five minutes before I'd unleash a tirade of expletives and hate mongering that would surely give up the ruse. Better to just not bother. It's a good thing I'm lazy.

 

[bsbrian]

Oh, like anyone couldn't just look that up on the internet. Please.

Actually, out of Shakespeare's comedies Much Ado About Nothing and Comedy of Errors are my favorites. As for sharing some of Ekserb's opinions... I do have to say that I often agree with his rants, I just don't post mine as frequently.

 

[Lorali82]

All's I got are some Nepalese coins, sunscreen, jellybeans and my delightful wit.
Which will you choose?

I'll take the jellybeans if Ekserb doesn't want them. I'll trade you...umm...I have an almost full pack of Juicy Fruit.

 

[Ekserb]

I'll take the jellybeans if Ekserb doesn't want them. I'll trade you...umm...I have an almost full pack of Juicy Fruit.

Hey, hey, hey. I didn't say I didn't want 'em; I said I wouldn't trade for 'em. I'll split the beans with you, but only if they're Jelly Belly™ jelly beans.

And no licorice flavored beans for me. Fuck, those are horrible.

 

[bluebell]

"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit."

I'll take the jellybeans if Ekserb doesn't want them. I'll trade you...umm...I have an almost full pack of Juicy Fruit.

Mmm, gum. <drools>

Hey, hey, hey. I didn't say I didn't want 'em; I said I wouldn't trade for 'em. I'll split the beans with you, but only if they're Jelly Belly™ jelly beans.

Combination of Jelly Bellies and Bertie Botts.

And no licorice flavored beans for me. Fuck, those are horrible.

And I've been saving all the earwax-flavored ones for you.
Fat lot of good that did.

 

[Ekserb]

And I've been saving all the earwax-flavored ones for you.

Again with the omnipotent mind-reading. How on earth did you know those were my favorite?

[Note to self: Start wearing foil helmet during all waking hours.]

 

[Lorali82]

Mmm, gum. <drools>

Well, it's more like half a pack now. But I'll settle for for the licorice ones Ekserb doesn't want. I fucking love those.

 

[tommynova2001]

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[Ekserb]

Pet Peeve?Asshats that run off the pretty girls with stupid claims like "that pic is fake" or annoy them into abandoning their very hot am pic feedback threads. (hmm seeing visions of a cold hard conference room table...a beautiful girl...)

Awwwww. Did someone piss all over your pedophile parade? That's so totally gay. I agree: People should be allowed to worship the tender innocence of youth, especially when it's on an adult forum where everyone is who they say they are.

 

[monique1971]

Anyone's who's old enough to post here ought to be smart enough to figure out how to use the "Ignore" feature.

 

[bluebell]

Of course you can have the licorice ones

Well, it's more like half a pack now. But I'll settle for for the licorice ones Ekserb doesn't want. I fucking love those.

Why Juicy Fruit, Lor?
Inquiring minds want to know.



Also, I hate when people who are so NOT your boss try to guilt you into thinking you're not working hard enough or just not working, period.
Sod off, you self-exonerating beast.
I guarantee that I have not only done my job, but have executed it well and fast.
If you need a whining break, the Juicy-Juice and pacifiers are in the goddamn nap-nook for blubbing babies like you.

 

[monique1971]

Why Juicy Fruit, Lor?
Inquiring minds want to know.

Because Juicy Fruit tastes great. At least, that would be my answer.

 

[bluebell]

The virtues and downfalls of gum that does not sustain its flavor

Because Juicy Fruit tastes great. At least, that would be my answer.

For, like, a minute. No wonder she only had half a pack left!
I like Eclipse.
But if I want the fruity craziness every now and then, I buy BubbleYum.
Mmmm. Strawberry. <more drooling>

 

[bluebell]

Stickin' to it.

Just saw Borat for the first time.
(The reasons for that are many. I know I'm like, a year late.)

What the fuck?!

I want those two hours back, dammit. I could have knitted quilts for senile people or fed stray dogs instead.
Jeez.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Why Juicy Fruit, Lor?
Inquiring minds want to know.



Also, I hate when people who are so NOT your boss try to guilt you into thinking you're not working hard enough or just not working, period.
Sod off, you self-exonerating beast.
I guarantee that I have not only done my job, but have executed it well and fast.
If you need a whining break, the Juicy-Juice and pacifiers are in the goddamn nap-nook for blubbing babies like you.

I kinda like Juicy-Juice

 

[bluebell]

I know you know this, silly goober.

I kinda like Juicy-Juice

Silly! That wasn't a slam on the Juicy-Juice.
I, myself am still terribly fond of nap-time.

 

[Lorali82]

Why Juicy Fruit, Lor?
Inquiring minds want to know.

I'm in agreement with Monique here. It may be a short ride, but it's a wild fruity one. And I find its juiciness properties are enhanced when I let it sit on my dashboard on a sunny day for several hours.

I cannot believe the number of times the word "juicy" not in conjunction with the word "ass" has appeared in the last several posts.