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Name's Linda. Am 25 yrs old with long black hair and dark brown eyes. Lookin for a good man. Must be strong enough to push a pick up truck seeing mine ain't workin too well. I have all but 4 of of my teeth. Got them knocked out in a fight. Some would say I'm a beauty but mostly that just them guys that are drunk. I like rock music and love to play it REAL LOUD. Seein Im deaf in one ear you're gonna have to speak up when you talk to me. Guess all that music did me in.

I do have a boyfriend and a girlfriend, but seeing their both in jail cause of the fight that knocked out my teeth they won't care if I start seeing somebody else. I'm extemely promicious and have sex daily hell even hourly with anything I can get my hands on. So you gotta be cool with that. I still live at home with my brother, and seeing he's my current lover you gotta be cool with that. Cause he's real strong and he'll beat you up if you can't deal.

Well if you'd like what you read, contact me. I'll make sure to respond as fast as I can. But seeing I dont read well it might take me some time. Kisses.
 
Fiercely independent quirky girl seeks sugar daddy.I can and do cook well,I screw even better.
I come and go as I please as I expect you to do
Dont ask me to answer to you,and i sure as HELL wont ask what you are doing.Why not?The top reason...not my business and I also don't really care
I have my own life and my own friends
I wont give up either for you
I dont like assholes,bullies or wimps
I detest stupid people and rudeness.I also dont like arrogance
I have a cat,,he is very stupid but adorable
I also do have a boyfriend..if you want to call him that
past the age of 17,,,the term boyfriend sounds odd
I like shoes and makeup
I also make a damn good martini and a perfect 7 & 7
 
I needs me a new cunt. You gots a cunt for me? The used up da better. I want your cunt looking like a saddle. Better yet a catchers mit. I want to wear it on my head. I want to hug it and kiss it and rub it all over. I want to sleep in it. Wrap myself around it and have da sweetest dreams as your cunt envelopes me. I want to rest my head on your cunts clit.

Whaddaya say bitches??? Who has dat cunt fo me? If you do, meet me at Sharkey's at 8pm and brind dat fine ass and plump juicy cunt wich ya
 
Ladies! Are you looking for a mans man? Are you looking for a man who can chop would one minute and tame a wild stallion the next? Are you looking for a man that smells of brute one minute and sweat the next? Are you looking for a man that knows what he wants and knows how to get it?

Tell me, does size matter to you? Well it shouldn't damn it. Why does size matter to you? Why should my small penis be a hinderent to the pleasure I could give you with the right toy? What is wrong with the feeling of being dry humped even though we are naked and I am hard? Why can't you see that two clits rubbing together can be a major turn on even if one of the clits is my cock?

If you are interested in my baby bird in a nest, my snail with a helmet, my mealworm. Then please do yourself a favor and meet me at Pinkies on the west side. It is my favorite hang out. My Ferrari will be parked in the front. Don't believe what they say women. A 6'5 inch guy with a 1 1/2" cock can be really good in bed. My nub and I look forward to meeting you. Remember to bring a thimball if you wanna use protection
 
Brit porn star in need of green card. Gives good head. Regular STD checks. Only serious replys please. Looking to marry quickly and you must be tall, fit and good looking (oh and size matters!!). You have a mirror, dont listen to what your mother told you, take a long hard look in it, and be honest with yourself. That will save us both time. Prefer East Coast but thats negotiable.
 
misfortunex said:
Brit porn star in need of green card. Gives good head. Regular STD checks. Only serious replys please. Looking to marry quickly and you must be tall, fit and good looking (oh and size matters!!). You have a mirror, dont listen to what your mother told you, take a long hard look in it, and be honest with yourself. That will save us both time. Prefer East Coast but thats negotiable.
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I can't stop laughing :)
 
misfortunex said:
Brit porn star in need of green card. Gives good head. Regular STD checks. Only serious replys please. Looking to marry quickly and you must be tall, fit and good looking (oh and size matters!!). You have a mirror, dont listen to what your mother told you, take a long hard look in it, and be honest with yourself. That will save us both time. Prefer East Coast but thats negotiable.
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Size matters and I am in the midwest. My luck.
 
IhateClowns said:
I know damn. I never thought I would be too big for someone. Never in a million years. Now I knew Oklahoma would be a hinderance to just about anyone normal. But a large penis? Who knew!
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seriously, it could be a lit square dick but oklahoma? Nah.....
 
Yes my name is Chauncy. I am my own Bukkake Video. I cum gallons. Buckets really. So much I have to use a bath towel to clean up each day. I am looking for a canvas to cover. Will you be that canvas?

If you want to meet up please bring me some gatorade as I get dehydrated fairly quickly. I look forward to meeting up with you soon.
 
Hiya women. My name is Chip. I am very pleased to meet you. I am very pleased to meet you??? Ha what a fucking dumb ass I am. Serious could I be more of an idiot? Fuck I hate my life? Fuck I hate everything. I swear to God I want to go postal on my work.

I want to walk in there and shoot everybody and everything in front of me. I hate kids as well. Did I mention that? Fucking little snot nosed brats. I would beat em' if they were close to me I tell ya. I hate animals as well. They piss and shit every where. I don't have this fancy sofa from IKEA for them to chew sit and piss against. Fuck animals. Fuck everything.

Ok whew. Sory about that. So anyway. My friends consider me to be a very subdue kinda fella. I am a romantic. I have the patience of Job and I have a good heart. If you want to meet please email me at Ihatefuckingeverything@aol.com
 
I like to run. I am running from the law as I type this at a Kinkos. I can't be within 100 feet of a school but can be 100 feet with in ur heart. If you wanna meet bring your track shoes, a duffle bag, some hair dye, and an un marked vehicle. Meet me at the border. Habla espanol?????
 
Yah babe, yo.

I need sex. I don't wanna meet your family, I don't wanna meet your kids, I sure as hell don't wanna meet your friends. I just want to fuck.

Don't reply if you like your family and have to have them around. Don't reply if you have kids or cats. Don't reply if you can't support a man with no job. I will not be faithful to you but I expect you to be to me.

I won't buy you flowers or tell you you're pretty. I don't want the lights on either.

Yeah, that's all. You know you want me so holla back yo.

(the sad, SAD fact, this is a true profile on OK Cupid)
 
Wings27 said:
Yah babe, yo.

I need sex. I don't wanna meet your family, I don't wanna meet your kids, I sure as hell don't wanna meet your friends. I just want to fuck.

Don't reply if you like your family and have to have them around. Don't reply if you have kids or cats. Don't reply if you can't support a man with no job. I will not be faithful to you but I expect you to be to me.

I won't buy you flowers or tell you you're pretty. I don't want the lights on either.

Yeah, that's all. You know you want me so holla back yo.

(the sad, SAD fact, this is a true profile on OK Cupid)
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Was my picture attached to it by any chance? I can'ty imagine why he is single
 
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