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Hey ya'll. Name's Honey. Yep I got that in prison. That's what all my female inmates said I tasted like. Of course I've been paroled on good behavior. It wasn't really MY fault that that gun went off. How was I supposed to know that it was loaded? I mean if he had just listened to me and let me explain why I had that guy's cock in my mouth everything would have been okay.

But enough about that. I'm sure you want to have a description of me. Okay I'm really skinny since I never eat and I have bleach blond hair right out of the bottle. Yep I'm a regular Miss Loreal's girl. I love her stuff. I was originally a red head but I had to dye it blond when I was escaping the law. I love to drink and am a chain smoker. I currentenly am living out a cheap motel seeing I don't have any money except from what I get from my prosituting job. I have a 7th grade education and have been married 11 times looking for a man or hell even a woman to make my 12th spouse.

I love to frequent bars and that's where you can find me every Saturday night. Just whistle if you want me or ask for "Sweet Cheeks". Hope to see you there. And I hope you won't mind the lizard tattoos on my butt cheeks. Yep I call them Larry and Harry. Anyways my pimp is getting really angry so I gotta jet. See ya when I see ya.
 
sexy_hottie_2003 said:
Hey ya'll. Name's Honey. Yep I got that in prison. That's what all my female inmates said I tasted like. Of course I've been paroled on good behavior. It wasn't really MY fault that that gun went off. How was I supposed to know that it was loaded? I mean if he had just listened to me and let me explain why I had that guy's cock in my mouth everything would have been okay.

But enough about that. I'm sure you want to have a description of me. Okay I'm really skinny since I never eat and I have bleach blond hair right out of the bottle. Yep I'm a regular Miss Loreal's girl. I love her stuff. I was originally a red head but I had to dye it blond when I was escaping the law. I love to drink and am a chain smoker. I currentenly am living out a cheap motel seeing I don't have any money except from what I get from my prosituting job. I have a 7th grade education and have been married 11 times looking for a man or hell even a woman to make my 12th spouse.

I love to frequent bars and that's where you can find me every Saturday night. Just whistle if you want me or ask for "Sweet Cheeks". Hope to see you there. And I hope you won't mind the lizard tattoos on my butt cheeks. Yep I call them Larry and Harry. Anyways my pimp is getting really angry so I gotta jet. See ya when I see ya.
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I have my own pool cue and bowling ball. I bet that gets you wet
 
Hi there, my name is.. well you can just call me Jelly Bean. I'm looking for a real good man, someone who won't be ashamed of our relationship. All my past boyfriends kept me inside all day, said that they didn't want their friends to make fun o' me. Well I'm gettin' pretty sick n' tired of lying around all day, so I decided I need me a new man.

Although I'm still with Mean Joe, I'm sure he'll understand once you talk to him and tell him how much you love me. You can find him on the streets or a bar, but you won't find him at any fancy smancy place, that for sure. And when you two get into a fight, you can defend my honor. Wouldn't that be just darlin', no ones never defended my honor.

I guess you want to know a bit about me first? Well, some would say I'm over weight, but I'm really just curvy. My breasts aren't perky no more, but they ain't saggin'. My best feature is my feet, so soft and nice. I bet I can find some people who likes feet. I'm funny and loud, and I love walkin' around naked, so don't bring your moma over. I also got two kids somewhere around here, but the damn god government took em' away.

I better get going, Mean Joe will be getting home any minute, and if I'm on the computer he'll get mad, thats for sure. If your my kinda guy, meet me at the local tattoo place, you can get us matchin' ones. Wouldn't that be just darlin'?
 
Soooo ummmmm I am a virgin. I once let my dog lick my peanut butter covered well ummm you know thingy. That's about as close as I have gotten to a real woman. I am 42 years old and do have my own place. It is a tree fort in the back yard. Mama says I am real good with my hands.

I wanna woman who likes long walks. I walk everywhere because I don't have a car. I have a razor scooter and I use it to get somewhere fast. I like playing marbles, climbing trees, and have an awesome collection of bugs. Some alive some dead, but they are so cool.

I want a woman who doesn't work, because I don't work and that means we can play and hang out all day long. So many fun arts and crafts to do around here. Well I need to get going the man in the white jacket is coming to give me special pills.

If you are interested in meeting me look for me on Labor Day. I will be doing a song and dance number on the telethon. I will have the Pete Rose hairdoo and medal around my neck. I really like hugs
 
IhateClowns said:
Soooo ummmmm I am a virgin. I once let my dog lick my peanut butter covered well ummm you know thingy. That's about as close as I have gotten to a real woman. I am 42 years old and do have my own place. It is a tree fort in the back yard. Mama says I am real good with my hands.

I wanna woman who likes long walks. I walk everywhere because I don't have a car. I have a razor scooter and I use it to get somewhere fast. I like playing marbles, climbing trees, and have an awesome collection of bugs. Some alive some dead, but they are so cool.

I want a woman who doesn't work, because I don't work and that means we can play and hang out all day long. So many fun arts and crafts to do around here. Well I need to get going the man in the white jacket is coming to give me special pills.

If you are interested in meeting me look for me on Labor Day. I will be doing a song and dance number on the telethon. I will have the Pete Rose hairdoo and medal around my neck. I really like hugs
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Pete Rose signed my boob once in Caeser's Palace in Vegas.
 
Missy_xo said:
Hi there, my name is.. well you can just call me Jelly Bean. I'm looking for a real good man, someone who won't be ashamed of our relationship. All my past boyfriends kept me inside all day, said that they didn't want their friends to make fun o' me. Well I'm gettin' pretty sick n' tired of lying around all day, so I decided I need me a new man.

Although I'm still with Mean Joe, I'm sure he'll understand once you talk to him and tell him how much you love me. You can find him on the streets or a bar, but you won't find him at any fancy smancy place, that for sure. And when you two get into a fight, you can defend my honor. Wouldn't that be just darlin', no ones never defended my honor.

I guess you want to know a bit about me first? Well, some would say I'm over weight, but I'm really just curvy. My breasts aren't perky no more, but they ain't saggin'. My best feature is my feet, so soft and nice. I bet I can find some people who likes feet. I'm funny and loud, and I love walkin' around naked, so don't bring your moma over. I also got two kids somewhere around here, but the damn god government took em' away.

I better get going, Mean Joe will be getting home any minute, and if I'm on the computer he'll get mad, thats for sure. If your my kinda guy, meet me at the local tattoo place, you can get us matchin' ones. Wouldn't that be just darlin'?
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Haha very good.
 
Wings27 said:
I would like to never again think about what he wantedto place in my chest. Never. Ever. *shudder*
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I think it is ironic you met him in Vegas. Figured he would be banned from there. Yes you let him place a felt tip marker against those gorgeous orbs. Hmmmmm
 
IhateClowns said:
I think it is ironic you met him in Vegas. Figured he would be banned from there. Yes you let him place a felt tip marker against those gorgeous orbs. Hmmmmm
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I don't think he was allowed to gamble, he was surrounded by security and was signing his book. It was not my idea for the boob signing but when in Vegas and when highly intoxicated and when dared - I guess I do stupid things. :).
 
Wings27 said:
I don't think he was allowed to gamble, he was surrounded by security and was signing his book. It was not my idea for the boob signing but when in Vegas and when highly intoxicated and when dared - I guess I do stupid things. :).
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Good to know in case we ever run across each other. What were you drinking that night?
 
Wanted: one hot woman

I'm a very butch woman looking for my princess. You must not mind body odor, the fact that I chew or that I never wash my hair.

You must wear heels and dresses or skirts every day. Always be well groomed and polished.

If this is you, get back with me.
 
Bad girl ready and desperately in need of one hell of a good fuck, please bring a double dose of Viagra and a buddy. If we do it at my place, you need to be very quiet so we don’t wake my husband. They call me the vacuum cuz’ I'm always ready to suck.
 
Yo. Ya got tits? Decent ass? Dat's what I'm lookin' for. I don' want to hear about yer feelings...unless yer feeling like fuckin' or suckin' me. Oh and I don't want to hear about your need. My cock's should be all ya need. don't bother writin' cuz I dunt read so well. Jus bring yer sweet ass by my pad and I'll tell ya if youse fuckworthy.
 
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