Penthouse Mag's "Forum"

[ma_guy]

I'm sure you've all heard of it even if you haven't read it. So.. whaddya think? Real or fake letters?

How many of you guys out there have had the big titted 19 year old blonde from next door come over and give you a blow job while you were out washing the car?

How many of you women had sex with the phone guy or the guy that showed up to fix the washing machine?

Do these thing shappen in real life? Have any of you ever actually written a real letter to Penthouse (or other siimilar mag..) that was published?

Inquiring minds wanna know...

 

[ma_guy]

btw, g/b/l/t episodes count too!

 

[Guest]

 

[teresafannin]

Fake letters, but still entertaining, especiallly when you're home, alone & very bored.

 

[Guest]

 

[ScarlettRose]

Fake letters, but still entertaining, especiallly when you're home, alone & very bored.

oh definately fake, but who cares? course now that I have lit who need the forum?

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

One of the guys on one of my teams used to spend practically all his non-playing time writing letters to penthouse. He had a lot of "adventures" to write about, but he'd make up many, many more. LOL.

 

[ma_guy]

i believe these things do happen, but obviously not often. I actually ended up boikning the pest control man though.

You boinked him because your a perv!

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Emerald.

 

[Guest]

 

[Lancecastor]

I never thought 'd be writing Penthouse Forum, until one night, I was looking at a cartoon figure of a happy block of cheese underwater, and suddenly, the doorbell rang.

I answered the door, and there she was.

Rubyfruit.

With a pizza.

And a smile.

Behind her was Killer Muffin, playing a two-note disco riff on a Strat through a wah-wah....


......I came like the space shuttle and they just looked at me and said: "Did you order a pizza?"


Lance "I write the letters that make the whole world wank" Manilow

 

[Guest]

 

[ma_guy]

oh definately fake, but who cares? course now that I have lit who need the forum?

Yep! Lots of great stories right here. I'd forgotten all about Penthouse but I had a copy laying here on a bookshelf and got to wondering what everyone else thought.

 

[Nora]

Finding my brother's copy of Penthouse Forums was a life-altering experience for me.

Though even at 15 I knew the letters were faked.

 

[ma_guy]

I never thought 'd be writing Penthouse Forum, until one night, I was looking at a cartoon figure of a happy block of cheese underwater, and suddenly, the doorbell rang.

I answered the door, and there she was.

Rubyfruit.

With a pizza.

And a smile.

Behind her was Killer Muffin, playing a two-note disco riff on a Strat through a wah-wah....


......I came like the space shuttle and they just looked at me and said: "Did you order a pizza?"


Lance "I write the letters that make the whole world wank" Manilow

Wow! The EXACT same thing happened to me! What a coincidence....

 

[ma_guy]

Finding my brother's copy of Penthouse Forums was a life-altering experience for me.

Though even at 15 I knew the letters were faked.

I'd guess that Playboy and Penthouse is the starting point for 50 or 60% of the population but...

Yeah, I guess I always assumed they were fake too. Some of the comments/stories I see posted here on Lit made me wonder though...

 

[Guest]

 

[cycleman]

I love those stories. I dont care if they are fake or real they always get me going. Maybe someday I will ge lucky enough to make a real story happen!!!!!!!

 

[ma_guy]

same thing to me too, but it was Ma guy and D24 with the pizza......
now Im eagerly awaiting Muffin and Ruby to show.

What?? That was you? I'm going to have to get that Donmino's delivery Pacer back on the road.

 

[Guest]

 

[crystalizedjoy]

of course they're fake.. so's the tales on lit. but who cares?

and ruby and muffin showed up at MY door with a piza too.. but they were asking for directions to somewhere else..

*sigh*

 

[freshrope_69]

I have had many experiences that I could had sent to Penthouse.

The one I liked the most was the one-arm ad girl, who continueously showed me her panties till I just could not stand it any more.

We locked up the office and went to my place and will....

Maybe I will write that story for LIT...it is a true story.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hey, I know how to play three notes on a strat.

Penthouse did it for me oh so long ago when the only thing in my sexual written world was porno. These days it's impossible to read because the prose has entirely too many flaws and I just can't enjoy junk. Particularly not when I can come here and get it for free.

 

[freshrope_69]

I totally agree....

I haven't brought PENTHOUSE in so long....

I come here myself and get all I can handle for only
the cost of my ISP and BOARDBAND....

Internet Rules......

 

[Spinaroonie]

Dear Penthouse,

How are you? I am fine.
One day I went out walking outside and there was this jogger. I said "Hello ma'am" she ignored me, but I watched her ass as she went on. It was a rewarding experience. Fifth grade is hard, but my teacher is nice.

Bobby.